Chris: After we've put our contestants through four seasons of brutal challenges (shows Awake-A-Thon clip), disgusting food (shows a clip of "delicious food"), and worst of all each other (shows a clip of Gwen fighting with Heather) we've chosen eighteen contestants to compete against ach other on Total Drama Island!
(Theme Song Plays)
Chris: We've divided them into two teams: The Rabid Dogs and The Killer Sharks. Our first team is made up of the eight finalists over the four seasons. This means Owen, Gwen, Duncan, Beth, Heather, Alejandro, Cameron, and Lightning will make up our first team! Come on out guys!
Owen: I'm so stoked to be here man! I can't wait to see what delicious food Chef has in store for us this season!
Chris: Ya about that…
Gwen: You know this sucks. I meant to do awful in my first season so I wouldn't be here!
Duncan: *Sigh* You know I can't even say how pissed I am to have to be here right now.
Beth: Oh my God! I can't believe I'm here! I hope Lindsay can come too!
Gwen: Oh this season just keeps getting better and better.
Heather: What is the weird Goth girl doing here? She didn't even do good!
Gwen: Like I said before-
Heather: Oh shut up!
Chris: Break it up until everyone's here.
Alejandro: Why hello ladie- WHAT IS HEATHER DOING HERE?
Chris: She qualified; I mean she did beat you.
Heather: That's it I'm out of here.
Chris: Oh that's too bad I guess you don't want to win the prize.
Heather: Fine for the money.
Chris: And now for someone from the new cast-
Cameron: Hey guys I'm so glad to be here.
Duncan: *cough* Nerd.
Lightning: Oh ya! Lightning's gonna win this time! Lightning strike!
Chris: And that's it for our first team. Our second team is made up of people who we feel have stopped at nothing to win the game, but just came up short. This team includes Jo, Scott, Lindsay, Trent, Courtney, Mike, Zoey, Cody, Leshawna, and Sierra. (Duncan and Gwen get red when Chris says Trent and Courtney)
Beth: Oh yay! Lindsay and me are in the same season! I hope we'll be on the same team.
Gwen: Wow Lindsay really does seem to be rubbing off on you Beth.
Beth: Thanks!
Chris: Anyways… On with the show.
Jo: Sup losers. Oh Chris what a pleasant surprise. By the way you night as well give me the check now because these people look pretty pathetic.
Chris: I know that's probably true, but you still have to beat everyone else.
Scott: If Zoey makes this season then I will make sure that she is gone first!
Lindsay: Oooh Beth I hope we're on the same team!
Chris: Well no, but you are both idiots.
Lindsay: Aww man. What's an idiot?
Trent: Am I the ninth one to come? Cause if I'm not I could go back off-stage and- Oh uh hi Gwen.
Courtney: (On cell phone) What do you mean you lost the lawsuit? Ugh, fine I'm here now.
Chris: Ya, uh Courtney I'll need that phone.
Courtney: Fine, but don't think this is over Chris, cause it's not! Oh hi everyone I think you will do great this season.
Gwen: Oh please, does she think that we are idiots? The new cast will hopefully see right through her.
Mike: Guys don't worry I'm back and better than ever, without my MPD!
Zoey: Hi guys. I hope no one's mad that I kind of went crazy last season. Hi Mike I'm sure this season will be great.
Cody: Hey. See the ladies are here. Glad I could be here. Gwen?
Gwen: You loser! Thank God we're on different teams!
Leshawna: Hey y'all Leshawna here! So happy I could make it.
Sierra: OMG, like LOL Cody and me are on the same team!
Cody: Why is SHE here?
Chris: Well I thought you two could spend some time together this season. In case you were wondering this season, since you are All-Stars, I thought you could be treated like them. This means that you will be staying in a 5-Star hotel with an all-you-can-eat buffet three times a day! And yes Owen, we really mean all-you-can-eat!
Leshawna: About time that man did something that we can appreciate.
Chris: You all have your own room, but you can share rooms, as long as it's not coed.