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Darkseid
"Who does he think he even is? That Superman has tangled with the wrong god!" Darkseid fumed as the evil overlord moped in the tavern on Apokolips.
"Heh! Darn right, sire!" Desaad, Darkseid's majordomo piped up. "Beaten, rejected, publicly humiliated! It's more than I can bare!" Darkseid groaned
"More ale?" Desaad offered kindly. Darkseid rolled his eyes "What for? Nothing helps! I'm a disgrace!"
"who, you? Never! My lord, you got to pull yourself together." Desaad replied before leaping into song "Gods, It disturbs me to see you my liege, looking so down in the dumps. Every one would love to be you my lord, even when taking their lumps. There's no tyrant as feared as you, you're everyone's favourite bad guy! Everyone's intimidated and scared by you… and it's not… very hard… to see why!"
"Why?" Darkseid asked sarcastically. "No one's cruel like Darkseid, no one's nasty as Darkseid, no one's ever raged and thundered as loud as Darkseid! For there's no New God as brawny, perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask Steppenwolf, Kalibak and Granny, and they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on…" Desaad chimed as he conducted the Apokoliptian denizens into song
"No one conquers like Darkseid! No one's eviler than Darkseid! No one's got Omega Beams as hot as Darkseid!" Darkseid then leaped up and sang "I admit my power is MORTIFYING!"
"My what a god, Darkseid! Give five sieg heils, give twelve proclaims!" The chorus added, "Darkseid is the king and the rest should be in chains!" Desaad piped up
"No one plans like Darkseid! Wages wars like Darkseid! In a fighting match, no one kills like Darkseid!" Steppenwolf and his henchmen chimed
"For there's no God as pure and as brawny." The Female Furies chorused, Darkseid grinning "As you see I have muscles to spare!"
"Not any bit of him is scraggly and puny." Desaad added, "That's right! And every last inch of me isn't covered with hair!" Darkseid chorused
"No one rules like Darkseid! Conquers worlds like Darkseid! In a duel nobody battles like Darkseid!" Granny and her followers chimed
"I use skulls in all of my battle-planning! Pow! Ten points for Darkseid!" The crowd added before the Lord of Apokolips blasted an unruly peasant and adding "You were singing…"
"No one… rages like Darkseid! Plans conquests like Darkseid! Then goes stomping around wearing boots like Darkseid!" Dessad sang
"I use heads in all of my decorating!" Darkseid thundered as he led the citizens in a final chorus
"Say it again, who's a god among gods,
and just say anything, who's the king of all kings?
Who's crueler and stronger and fouler than all?
There's just one name in the universe
That towers over all… and his name is…
DARKSEID!"
"It's good to be the king." Darkseid deadpanned with a sadistic grin on his face as he sat on his throne whilst his slaves massaged his feet