DISCLAMER: i DON'T OWN DBZ.

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It was around noon at hercule stadium, where our freinds the chaters where sopost to meet, on this lovely Sunday. As we look to our left we see the supreme kai and Kabito teleport in.

" I wonder if S_Nerd 8 and the others will show?" Kai asked himself.

" what are you here to join master?" Kabito asked gruffly.

" Where here for a turnmate that we all aggrede to do over the internet." Kai explained as Hercule walks onto the scean.

" Yea." He bellows as he walked up to Kai and Kabito. " You guys here for the turnamate?" He aksed as goku lands next to him.

" Hercule, what are you doing here we did'nt..." Notices kai and Kabito. " Oh supreme kai, Kabito hi." He rembers what The_Bad1 said online. " Oh shit this isent good." Goku said allowed.

" Goku don't spoil it it may take another million year if I can't get my freedom today." The sounded desprat in his words.

" Oh ok." Goku answerd as Noorth kai teleported in.

" You." The kai muttered. " You kicked me in the ass." He spoke a little louder.

" A wise man online named the goldeneagle told me to do it you lazy bastered." King kai shouted.

" What? I'm the goldeneagle and I never..." rembers the chat. " Damn." He swore allowed.

" Ha ha, Supreme kai told me to kick him the ass." King Kai mocked. Vegeta lands behind them followed by Trunks.

" Wow it looks like everybodys from my chat came." Trunks said with amazment.

" Wheres this guy father he said he fight me." Vegeta says impatointly.

" You guys look strong." Hercule complmeted.

" Tell us something we don't know." Vegeta said with a laugfh. Babidi teleports in. " Wheres the goldeneagle there giveing away free porn at the club." Babdidi says super fast.

" Wizard." Kia sounded angry.

" It's the rat kai, I swear Id leave here if it wernt fot my new freind goldeneagle." He retorted..

" I am the goldeneagel." Says kai.

" Humph well then I'm leaveing, If anybody wants me I'll be looking at my porn on the west side." And with that the wizard left.

" Hey wait for me." Hercule shouted running in the direction the wizard went.

" Me too." King kai yelled flying off in the same direction.

" Well that leves us." Goku said looking at the five people here.

" No theres this guys dad who was sopost to show his ass today so I could fight him! Now where the fuck is he?" Vegeta yelled.

" Umm dad, last friday on the chat who where you?" Trunks asked.

" I was The_bad1 why?" He qestioned with curiosty.

" Umm well I was S_Nerd8....." Pauses" Soo You just aggred to fight yourself." Trunks along with everyone else started to lagfh.

" You little..." Starts to beat the crap out his own son.

" Well this was quit a turn of events." Kai said shocked.

" Yea.....Well see you guys later." Gouk said flying off.

"Bye Goku." Kai said before teleporting with Kabito.

" I'll kill you boy." Vegeta yelled flying after Trunks.

Later that night at the Porn club.

" Yea baby." Hercule shouted and a pretty girl did a lap dance for him.

" Ohhhhh, keep going oh oh ohhhhhh." Babidi moaned in pleasure as a hot girl sucked his you know what. While smoking a jont.

" he he he he...These girls are sexy." King kai said while in a three sume.

" Guys lets do this more often." Babidi said taking another puff.

" Yeaaaa..." Hercule shouted.

THE END

A/N: This story was based on my olod fanfic Chatting.