Author's Note: South and The Rebirth series are on hold while I work out how to write them on the mobile. So for now, you can enjoy this instead!
Pokemon Trainers everywhere had crowded around for this event. Half a million seats filled with visitors from all over the Unova region.
That's right.
Lights, Camera, Action for the first episode of...
It's Dent Time!
The green-haired man strolled out on stage, and greeted everyone in the studio with a loud and cheery, "Hello, Unova!"
As the applauding died down, Cilan sat on his green soft chair and began to speak,
"Welcome to the very first episode of my brand new show!"
Cilan began to wave his hands around in the air excitedly. "And guess what? To kick everything off, I've got the Youngest Pokemon Master in!"
"That's right! Welcome Ash Ketchum to the stage!"
Music began playing as the raven-haired 12 year old walked on stage, a broad smile on his face. "Hey, everyone!" He yelled, two thumbs up.
"So Ash, what do you have pla-" Cilan was interrupted by Ash's stomach rumbling. The guest shrugged and said, "Hay, I'm hungry!" The audience erupted with laughter as the teen blushed slightly.
"Hey, Cilan, can we just get the first part started already so I can eat?"
The green haired man sighed deeply and yelled over the laughter, "LET'S BEGIN THE FIRST PART!"
Everyone hushed down as the clip began to roll.
It's Journey Time! Part One [Featuring Ash K.]
Cilan walked up to Professor Juniper, Ash following close behind.
"Remember Cilan, this is a randomizer. You might not expect what you get..." The Professor stated, before showing the three Poke Balls to the green-haired connoisseur.
Without doubt, Cilan grabbed the middle Poke Ball and yelled, "I choose you!.." Before releasing his new partner. Cilan must have been at least expecting some sort of powerful pokemon, because a Magikarp flopped out of the ball.
"Would you like to see the other Pokemon you could of had?" Professor Juniper smiled.
Nodding, Cilan watched as an Arceus and a Kyurem were released from the two spare Poke Balls.
"Oh Arceus, why'd you do this to m-" The host was cut off as Arceus replied,
"I didn't do anything to you."
Cursing and spitting, Cilan ran out of the Lab, leaving Ash to snatch up Arceus (which is now the Companion's Pokemon) and speed after him.
What happens next? Find out next time..!
Cilan blushed a little as Ash glared at him, pouting. "I swear-" he began to say, but Ash cut him off with a "Yeah, you've done that a lot lately...", which caused a ripple of laughter to fill the audience for under five seconds.
Cilan growled a bit, and fell silent, back arched. Realising he had to pretty much fully open the next part of the show, Ash turned to the audience and exclaimed, "Well I guess it's time for Cilan's-" when the host stopped sulking to complain, "That comes after the compet-", when Ash decided to interrupt again, "Nobody cares!"
He then turned back to the audience again, and exclaimed (again), "Well, it's time for Cilan's hour of torture!", getting great pleasure from watching Cilan's discomfort.
The green haired man reluctantly handed Ash the pre-written torture and began to head to the 'I hate this' corner when Ash grabbed him by the arm and yanked him to the 'Torture Box', which had literally just risen from the ground.
The raven haired boy grinned, and announced, "And the torture is...
Being locked in this box while trains laugh at you and taunt you!"
Cilan facepalmed and entered the box reluctantly. Almost straight away, the box was lowered into 'Torture Room 101'. A widescreen TV appeared on stage so the audience had the best view possible.
-10 minutes in...-
Cilan panted. He didn't realise the box was so hot- or was it just him? The host had no idea. Trying not to focus on the dancing, mocking trains, his head began to visibly sweat and his hair began to droop. He was about to press the red eject button, when he thought about the consequences. Shaking his head, Cilan tried to concentrate on something else.
-20 minutes in...-
Cilan groaned and took off his waistcoat, before groaning again and taking off his shirt. The heat and dizziness was so staggering, Cilan couldn't focus on the actual trains anymore. He was on the brink of taking his pants off when he decided to press the button again. Feeling the whoosh of cool air made him relax and lay down.
-Back on stage...-
Ash laughed. "Wow, you really didn't last long on that one..." Cilan huffed, and turned to unexpectedly face a pool of women's perfume (wow a lot of stuff appears randomly, don't you think?) and Ash shoved the battered host towards the pool of stinky perfume. "Forty seconds. Go." Ash grinned and pushed Cilan into the pool head first.
Cilan splashed for ten seconds, before resurfacing, coated with the perfume. The audience was erupting with laughter. Cilan spluttered before shouting, "At least my shirts aren't in here-" before being cut off by Ash throwing his shirts into the pool. The host began to fire curses at Ash, who hauled him out of the pool, his nose covered by a rag.
"Anyway, before we end, here is our competition!" Cilan coughed.
It's Competition Time!
Question: What is N's full name?
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"Well- argh, Cilan you stink!- I guess that's the end of today's episode of..."
Cilan joined in with Ash's speech to say,
"See you next time on 'It's Cilan Time!'"
-In the Dressing rooms...-
Ash prodded Cilan expectantly. "Where's my food?" He repeated over and over again, while Cilan stood there, boiling with rage. Eventually, Cilan couldn't contain his rage. He grabbed Ash and-
-These scenes have been censored for your safety-
Cilan pushed Ash's head into the toilet and-
-Some more scenes have been censored for your safety-
Cilan yelled, "You B-
-Geez, he's real mad, isn't he?-
Cilan then raised his fist and-
-Wait, I think he's done...-
Ash lay in a heap on the floor, before Cilan dragged him to the Dead Guest pile.
-End of Episode One-