"You killed me!" Naruto's voice escaped from his faded mouth. A bright red spread across his face as he shouted at Sasuke, looking equally faded. "You think I like this any better? I killed myself too you know," he mumbled back.
The two stood on the road in front of a barber shop. Mobs of living people passed through them as they argued. "I can't believe I'm dead. You killed me bastard!" Sasuke frowned, the dobe was getting annoying. "You know it's not all my fault," he reasoned.
Naruto looked at him, gaping. "Not all your fault? Of course it's all your fault. Who the hell pumps their tire in the middle of the street?" Naruto yelled. "Well I had a flat tire, what else was I suppose to do?" Sasuke growled at his blonde counterpart.
"Well obviously you don't know how because we're both dead! You pumped a little too much Einstein. And to think I was minding my own business, just walking down the straight when KA-BOOM! I'm dead." Naruto crossed his arms in annoyance, earning a growl of an answer from Sasuke.
"Well I was having a bad day. First I got this whiny girl who comes into the shop flipping her awful hair here and there. So I had to go outside to have a smoke when I notice my car had a flat, so there I was minding my own business when a certain annoying voice comes down the road whistling the most annoying tune in the world. And would that whistling stop? No, it wouldn't stop. So how was I supposed to focus on the tire with that irritation?" Sasuke snapped defensively.
He turned away sharply, wanting to block out Naruto. "Damn teme, I can't help it if you can't pay attention to one single thing."
Naruto turned the opposite was from Sasuke. "I can't do anything about how stupid and annoying you are. And my name's Sasuke by the way, dobe." Sasuke surveyed the area. The barber shop looked the same, except for the yellow tape circling its premises. His car was totaled, but it wasn't like he going to use it anytime.
"I'm Naruto, believe it! 'Cause I'm going to be the mofo sues your ass for killing me." Pointing his finger at Sasuke, Naruto held the persona of a child. Sasuke smirked. "Oh you're going to sue are you? Dumbass, you're dead. As in not living. As in no lawyers."
"You still killed me," he whined. Taking time to actually review their situation, Sasuke thought to himself. 'I'm dead. But…if I'm dead shouldn't I be in…' "Great, so this is hell," he thought aloud. "Well if you're here then it must be," the blonde snickered.
"What? What are you two talking about!?" A boy with circular spectacles and a mop of brown hair exclaimed confusedly. He carried with him a cart, containing suitcases and an owl-filled cage. He looked rushed. Pushing the cart over, he peered at the two. "This isn't hell."
"Blimey Harry, who are you talking too?" A red head stood behind him, questioning his odd behavior. "Ron don't you see those two guys? One of them has blonde hair and the other really pale skin."
"I don't know what you're talking about Harry. But we better hurry up to the other side of the station or we'll be late like again." Ron pulled Harry away from the lamp post where Sasuke and Naruto had been arguing about.
"He was definitely living. Wait, does that mean we're also living?" Sasuke pondered, passing his hand through a nearby car side window. "We're definitely dead. We're ghosts." Tapping his chin Naruto floated behind Ron and Harry. "Maybe we're still here for a reason."
"And what would that be dobe?" Harry quickly turned, pulling out of Ron's grasp and conversation. "You're here for what reason?" Staring at his best friend Ron Wesley was truly worried. "You okay Harry? That's the second time you've done that. Maybe we should go find Hermione."
"I think he can hear us," Naruto commented. "Wow you sure got that one Sherlock," Sasuke said sarcastically. Harry's eyes remained on Sasuke for a moment, a scared expression marring them. "What I'm saying teme, is that maybe we're suppose to help him." Naruto said angrily.
"Well he does quite look like a sad fellow. But how do you propose we help him," Sasuke was ready to leave. He did not want spend the rest of his after life with the idiot pointing out the obvious. The dead pair watched as the living pair disappeared into a wall. "Oh my god, did you see that? They just ran into a wall!" Naruto exclaimed unbelievingly. Following Sasuke and Naruto discovered it lead to another station, identical to the first only they were boarding.
"Search for that Harry guy dobe! There's no way I'm spending the rest of my life with you." Sasuke desperately scanned the surrounding area. "Teme, we have no life," the blonde chuckled. Ignoring him Sasuke caught sight of the red haired acquaintance. Grabbing Naruto's hand Sasuke was able to spot Harry before he entered in a cabin. They passed through the door, catching sight of who must have been the Hermione Ron was discussing earlier.
Surprised Naruto held in no modesty as he stumbled through his words loudly. "Did you just? You were able to actually touch me! But we just like! We just passed through that wall! But we can actually feel each other!" Finding this new information interesting Sasuke swiftly snuck in front of Naruto, flicking the fingers of his right hand against Naruto's forehead layered with blonde locks.
They flowed into the corner at which Harry was situated. He had been staring at them the entire time. "Harry? Harry? Harry!" the girl tapped his shoulder trying to get his attention. Her wavy brown hair bumped against her shoulders, a few strands fell onto the soft features of her face.
"Uh," Harry said dumbly. "We're supposed to help him!" Sasuke whispered to Naruto. "What are we suppose to help him with?" Naruto wondered. "Bloody hell, what happened to your hair?" Ron pointed at her hair, it was cut unevenly. Obviously some mistake had been made.
Harry offered a smile in Ron's teasing. "It's not funny." She frowned lividly. "For your information I was getting my hair cut and the barber left before he finished. The most awful thing happened, the poor guy died. So I couldn't get my haircut done in time which is why it looks like this." Her fingers raked through her hair, an upset look present on her face.
"She can't be talking about you can she teme?" Naruto asked. Taking a closer look at Hermione, his ghostly nose almost up to her face Sasuke answered. "Wow this is the girl." "Harry, why do you keep staring at my face? Is it still my hair? It's not like I can do anything about." She huffed angrily turning away from Harry.
"What if you're supposed to help her get her hair fixed?" Naruto said. Sasuke looked at him blankly. "Obviously dobe if he can see us we're supposed to help him."
A knock on the screen interrupted them. Crouching next to Harry, Sasuke whispered advice into the boy's ear. "Offer her a seat." Harry almost fell out of his seat at the command. "What are you doing?" Naruto questioned. "I'm trying to get to Heaven…Unless you prefer Hell."
"Ha-Have a seat Luna?" Harry stuttered. He looked up to the corner of the cabin, where Sasuke and Naruto floated side by side to each other. Naruto shrugged at Sasuke's urging. "Well offer her a drink, you want to make a good impression."
"I don't know why you're trying teme. You killed me that mean you go to Hell. Where else would bastards like you go?" Naruto said darkly. "I didn't kill you; it was a freak accident dobe. You just happened to be walking down the street being annoying like usual right?"
"What are you talking about Harry? The food trolley doesn't come by for another hour," Luna's voice was light and feathery. She was quietly spoken with long blonde hair and silvery eyes. "Compliment her hair," Sasuke was getting frustrated, "do something." Harry looked at Sasuke as he spoke. "Harry why do you keep staring at that corner?" Hermione inquired.
"Uh, it's just that," his eyes asked for guidance from Sasuke. Floating over to the other members of the group, Naruto said whispered into their ears. "Yeah why do you keep staring at that wall?" said Ron suddenly. A flash of confusion clouded his face for a moment. Moving over to Luna, Naruto soon said something to her. "Yes why is it that you stare at that space?"
"Stop looking at me! Look at them!" Angrily Sasuke pushed Naruto. "What are you doing dobe?" Smirking, Naruto answered. "Just discovering my awesome ghost powers! Apparently when you whisper stuff to the living they have the urge to actually say it."
"You're undoing everything I'm doing!" Sasuke punched Naruto. Surprised Naruto paused again. "How am I supposed to get out of here if you keep doing stuff like that?" Slugging him back, Naruto pushed them out of the cabin and into the hallway. "Newsflash teme, you're dead. Stop being so anal and just live the afterlife for what it is. We might as well try to enjoy whatever state we're in for the moment."
Sasuke stared at Naruto. "You want to remain a ghost?" he asked unbelievingly. Naruto paused, thinking. "Well I don't want to worry 24/7." Sasuke frowned. "Well I don't. So don't get in my way."
"You're going to regret not living your afterlife." He yelled after Sasuke, watching him enter back into the cabin. Wandering around the train, Naruto found himself at another section of the train. Passing through the doors, Naruto spotted another blonde like himself except his hair was almost white. "What the devil, are you flying?" The boy asked with a sneer on his face. "Draco who are you talking to?" a boy sitting next to Draco asked as he munched on a muffin.
"Crabbe don't you see him?" Draco asked annoyed, pointing at Naruto. So he can see me too, Naruto thought. Passing through Draco, Naruto chuckled as the boy wildly thrashed, caught off guard at the outlandish move. "You're a gh-ghost," he stuttered. "Boo!" Naruto cracked up as he watched the seemingly dignified blonde scrambled. "If you don't go away…"
"You'll what? Kill me?" Practically rolling on the air in laughter Naruto wiped an invisible tear, "Just so you know your friends think you're a bit off. They can't really hear or see me." Gaining his composure at the statement, Draco confidently said. "I wasn't talking to anyone. You're imagining things again Crabbe. What have I told you about eating floating food?" Glancing at Goyle, the other boy in the cabin, he held up his hands in confusion only to have Goyle grab the other muffin out of his hand. "Yeah you're imagining things Crabbe," he agreed dumbly.
"Hmm, that's smart act like I'm not here." Naruto waggled his eyebrows, preparing another prank. "Let's go bother Potter," Draco pushed himself out of his seat. "Draco I'm still eating can't we mess with Harry later?"
"I'm bored Goyle." Naruto thought of Sasuke who was trying to help Harry. If Draco could hear him too. Maybe Harry and Draco were suppose to be together or something. They were connected in some way. After all it couldn't be coincidence that they both could hear him and Sasuke.
Waiting for Goyle and Crabbe to move, Naruto couldn't wait to tell Sasuke what he'd discovered. 'That'll show the teme that I can actually figure out stuff on my own.'
Zissors: Well I'm procrastinating on my Pretty Things fic and came up with this fic ;D I actually have spent the last week with my cousins, who are quite funny. Anyways we decided to do some improv out of boredom, and took random stuff out of the garage to use. My cousin Phi and I started, and he killed me then we met Kevin (my other cousin that we singled out because he hates it) who was really funny because he really didn't want to act. Anyways the part where ghost can like control minds for a second is becuase no one besides me and Phi were improv-ing so Phi went behind some of my shy cousins who ended up repeating whatever he said xP