This is the first chapter of a pretty dumb fanfiction. I know it is.

I don't own YYH.

Yeah. Read and review, okay?

Enjoy chapter one of "Queen of the Grammar Nazis".

"This is terrible!" Yusuke exclaimed.

"What's so terrible?" Kuwabara asked, trying to look over Yusuke's shoulder.

However, Kurama snatched the small paper Yusuke held and read it aloud:

A strange girl as appeared, calling herself the Grammar Fuhrer. Her origins are unknown, and whether she is human or demon is uncertain. She wants to wipe out all grammatical incorrectness and create a master race of spellers and grammarians.

The green-eyed redhead looked up at the ferrygirl. "This hardly qualifies as an emergency."

"What are you saying, Kurama?" the Detective yelled. "Of course this is important! We have to stop her before I can't say your mom anymore!"

Kuwabara, having only heard your mom, said, "That's what she said."

Hiei left. He thought Koenma's message would be about something important, like Yukina being kidnapped. And now he was afraid that the stupidity of the Detective and the Idiot would rub off on him.

"Well, if you want to defeat this girl, you'll have to do it without my assistance," Kurama continued, folding up the note and sticking it up his left sleeve. "I don't think this qualifies as an emergency."

"Are you crazy? We need you!" Yusuke screamed.

The fox-demon chuckled. "No, you don't," he said. He turned and started to walk away. "Fighting fire with fire doesn't work," he called over his shoulder. "Try using water."

- -

"What do you think Kurama meant?"

"Water is the enemy of fire," Keiko answered. "Try fighting her using incorrect grammar." Then she abruptly shut her mouth, realizing that she had helped them.

"Hey, thanks." Yusuke smiled at her.

"Don't expect me to help you any more, though. I agree with Kurama. This is not an emergency."

"What is wrong with you people?" Yusuke screamed. "If we don't stop her, we'll all be talking like nerds! And you're just going to let that happen?"

"Yusuke, get out!" Keiko crumpled a piece of paper into a ball and threw it at him.

Yusuke stormed out. "Idiot," she huffed at his retreating form.

He met Kuwabara outside. "What did she say?" the redhead asked.

"She thinks we should use our words to fight her," he told him. "We just can't use any right grammar."

He nodded. "Makes sense."

"So now all we have to do is find her."

- Kuramastrass -