JANE! I FOUND OUR NEXT TARGET, AND DAMN IS HE FiiiNE!.
Here she goes again always finding boys to tie up until they become our friends, I wonder what Tess's next target looks like. Okay Jane send me a picture I need to see this man.
"Ummm….Well he isn't exactly a man…he"
"A GIRL REALLY !? "
"NO HE'S A BOY BUT ….he is a troll…."
DAMN IT NOT ONE OF THOSE FREAKS…THIS BETTER NOT BE THE CRAZY ONE THAT DRINKS THAT NASTY POP .
"Okay.. fine Tess lets do this"
~After Tess sent Jane watch?v=eAdajUz1Fwo ~
THAT'S HIS VOICE! OH MY GOSH I CAN'T TAKE IT….I wonder if I can talk Tess out of tying this one up because damn!
"Tess whats your plan ?" OH SHIT WAY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR !...WHATS UP WITH THE GRAY PAINT AND THE HORNS…..FUCK that's motherfucker wants me to dress up like one of them.
"OH NO. NO, NO,NO…NO! I won't …"
" shut up yes you are"
~ images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsB5j58ERbvE4OgcQfi45w9fNta1ldWeqLFj_VSd dH4NxE1za8 ~
"Tess ….I look like …..His best friend…" I can't believe she talked me into cutting my hair like this, but damn I like it.
After stalking out this boy/troll we followed him back to his house, damn he is so hot! Tess was right he is a great target. Blasting the song Sober [toxic] we drove to the store to pick up a shit load of faygo and pie with this nasty green stuff in it. The plain was Tess would set a trail of faygo and pie to me where I'd start a conversation with Gamzee and invite him over to my house were Tess would be waiting for us with a chair and some rope.
FUCK HERE HE COMES! THE ACTULL FUCK WHY IS HE SO GOD DAMN FUCKING ATTRIVE HE IS IN FUCKING PJS FOR GODS SAKE! …..shit he is looking at me! …I wish I wasn't holding this pie now he knows he was me …. HIS SMILE!
"HeLlO MoThErFuCkEr !, ThAnKs FoR tHe PiE mOtHeRfUcKeR! "
He is thankful!what ! why isn't he frecking the fuck out
"hEy YoU lOoK fUnNy In ThAt PaInT, BuT mOtHeRfUcKiNg GoD gUrL yOu LoOk HoT"
He thinks im hot! His voice ! im melting , DAMN IT JANE SAY SOMETHING DON'T JUST STAND HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OPEN!
"Hi,…im jane.."
"JaNe Is ThAt SoPoUr PiE!?
Shoves pie into his hands and starts to walk away.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck .. I cant do this ! he is just to much ….damn gurl don't fall for a troll !
"HeY! WhErE aRe YoU gOiNg BrO? YoU cAn'T jUsT gIvE ThIs MoThErFuCkEr PiE wItHoUt LeTtInG ThIs MoThErFuCkEr InTeRdUcE hImSeLf"
Shit, shit, shit,shit,Im going to kill Tess
" I'm GaMzEe MaKaRa "
" The merciful messiah"
"WoAh MoThErFuCkEr YoU KnOw My SoNg!"
Tbc(my brain didn't want to type more )