Spy Cam.
-Amarant-
--I just wanted to start a humor story for people to laugh at, so i hope this works!--
In the corner of Amarant's bedroom Zidane quietly opened the escape hatch door on the floor next to Amarant's bed. Kuja and Zidane peeked up on the bed and saw Amarant sobbing. He was sitting scrunched up in the edge of the bed holding his knees and wetting himself with tears. In front of him was his TV. with a loud romance film playing. "Oh...this is precious." Kuja whispered into Zidane's ear. "What are you thinking?!" Amarant screamed at the top of his lungs pointing angrily at the man in the movie.
"Hold me Zidane, I might start crying too." Kuja said hugging Zidane.
"OUCH!" don't elbow me!" He yelled just after Zidane did so. "SSSSHHHHHHH..." Suddenly it grew silent and Amarant froze, and then cringed. "I can't believe you!!!!" He yelled even louder then the first time. "no.....don't do it.....don't leave her.....you two were perfect for each other! just because she lost your expensive bottle of hair gel you're going to leave?!?!?" Amarant yelled wiping his eyes. "NOOOO.....DON'T GO!!!NOOOOO!!!!!!!!...do NOT walk out of that door mister!" Amarant screamed tightening his fists. "What's he thinking! I would leave her if she lost my hair gel!" Kuja thought. A sudden crash caught their attention was Kuja took the camera away from Zidane and started filming himself. They turned and saw shattered pieces of glass on the floor. Amarant went to his shelf and grabbed another picture frame and chucked it across the room. With a piercing clash, it smashed into another window. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY...THROWING THAT OPPORTINITY AWAY, I MEAN SHE IS SO PRETTY! ahh...THOSE EYES!" Amarant yelled looking back at the TV. Amarant suddenly turned and headed to get Lani's ax under his bed. "This is getting very interesting." Zidane whispered. "I think that the fact he is crying is the best part yet!" Kuja said readjusting the camera. Then they turned towards Amarant again. He took the ax and thrust it backwards touching the bed, and then gave a huge heave and practicly hacked the whole TV. in half. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" he screached as he ran across the room thrusting that ax into the chest of drawers. The crashing of the wood almost burst Zidane's ear drums. Next he picked up his broken TV. and smashed it into his new glass coffee table. "I'm going to meet that actor someday!" he yelled whipping his had across the shelf of fragile object causing them to fly across the room. He then continued to terrorize his room crying and yelling about the movie. Kuja was crying himself from laughing so hard. He then almost had a heat attack after he fell to the floor. Zidane rolled his eyes and grabbed the camera off the floor and kicked Kuja so hard that he screamed like a girl. Amarant stopped and listened. "Lets get out of here." Zidane hissed dragging Kuja across the floor and out the door." "Well that's all for now," Zidane started. "Please read more to see what is going on with Vivi and Eiko."
--I just wanted to start a humor story for people to laugh at, so i hope this works!--
In the corner of Amarant's bedroom Zidane quietly opened the escape hatch door on the floor next to Amarant's bed. Kuja and Zidane peeked up on the bed and saw Amarant sobbing. He was sitting scrunched up in the edge of the bed holding his knees and wetting himself with tears. In front of him was his TV. with a loud romance film playing. "Oh...this is precious." Kuja whispered into Zidane's ear. "What are you thinking?!" Amarant screamed at the top of his lungs pointing angrily at the man in the movie.
"Hold me Zidane, I might start crying too." Kuja said hugging Zidane.
"OUCH!" don't elbow me!" He yelled just after Zidane did so. "SSSSHHHHHHH..." Suddenly it grew silent and Amarant froze, and then cringed. "I can't believe you!!!!" He yelled even louder then the first time. "no.....don't do it.....don't leave her.....you two were perfect for each other! just because she lost your expensive bottle of hair gel you're going to leave?!?!?" Amarant yelled wiping his eyes. "NOOOO.....DON'T GO!!!NOOOOO!!!!!!!!...do NOT walk out of that door mister!" Amarant screamed tightening his fists. "What's he thinking! I would leave her if she lost my hair gel!" Kuja thought. A sudden crash caught their attention was Kuja took the camera away from Zidane and started filming himself. They turned and saw shattered pieces of glass on the floor. Amarant went to his shelf and grabbed another picture frame and chucked it across the room. With a piercing clash, it smashed into another window. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY...THROWING THAT OPPORTINITY AWAY, I MEAN SHE IS SO PRETTY! ahh...THOSE EYES!" Amarant yelled looking back at the TV. Amarant suddenly turned and headed to get Lani's ax under his bed. "This is getting very interesting." Zidane whispered. "I think that the fact he is crying is the best part yet!" Kuja said readjusting the camera. Then they turned towards Amarant again. He took the ax and thrust it backwards touching the bed, and then gave a huge heave and practicly hacked the whole TV. in half. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" he screached as he ran across the room thrusting that ax into the chest of drawers. The crashing of the wood almost burst Zidane's ear drums. Next he picked up his broken TV. and smashed it into his new glass coffee table. "I'm going to meet that actor someday!" he yelled whipping his had across the shelf of fragile object causing them to fly across the room. He then continued to terrorize his room crying and yelling about the movie. Kuja was crying himself from laughing so hard. He then almost had a heat attack after he fell to the floor. Zidane rolled his eyes and grabbed the camera off the floor and kicked Kuja so hard that he screamed like a girl. Amarant stopped and listened. "Lets get out of here." Zidane hissed dragging Kuja across the floor and out the door." "Well that's all for now," Zidane started. "Please read more to see what is going on with Vivi and Eiko."