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This is simply for fun.
Thank you.
Clay Flowers
Deidara growls as his newest creation falls again. Throwing it across his room, he storms out and to the kitchen. Opening and slamming draws, he catches Zetsu's attention.
Zetsu sighs, leaving his room to see what is wrong. Carefully peeking into Deidara's room, he spots a lump of clay in the middle of the room. He smiles and heads into the room to play with the clay.
Deidara finally finds what he is looking for: a knife, to massacre the failed creation. Leaving the kitchen, he catches a glimpse of Zetsu sitting in the living room, in the dark. Shrugging this off, he continues to his room with the knife in hand, once at his room he notes that his door is closed. He swore that it was open when he left, not caring he opens it then gasps at the sight in front of him. Several small clay flowers stand facing him. Each had its own letter, spelling out 'Look behind you, Deidara.' Doing as the flowers say, he turns around to find a broad chest in his face.
"We see you found our gift." a low husky voice said. Looking up Deidara finds the owner of the voice, Zetsu, with his two toned face smiling down at him.
"I-I did. Why did you…" Deidaras' question is cut off by a pair of lips crashing into his. A rush of heat floods his face, pulling back he looks into Zetsu's glowing yellow eyes.
"I have my reasons. Now, any more questions?" Zetsu's sides ask. Deidara shakes his head, speechless. Zetsu smiles wider and cups the blonde's face, bring it closer. Deidara blushes and looks away, making Zetsu frown.
"What is wrong?" Blackie asks.
"Perhaps, he is embarrassed by our advances." Whitey retorts. The two halves start to fight with themselves. Deidara scowls, and kisses the plant men. Zetsu stiffens in shock, and then relaxes into the kiss. Deidara, slowly pulls back and smiles.
"I don't like it when you fight with yourself. It makes me feel, bad." the blonde says looking sad. Zetsu frowns, then pulls some of Deidara's hear and plays with it. Then he pulls Deidara closer.
"Well, then we have to do something that will make you feel better." Zetsu says winking. Deidara blushes and looks away, thoughts that defiantly weren't PG13 going through his head. Zetsu chuckles then picks Deidara up and placing over his shoulder.
"Where are we going?" Deidara asks looking at the two-toned man's backside. Zetsu doesn't answer, but just fondles Deidara. Zetsu opens his bedroom door and plops Deidara on the bed. Deidara looks around the dimly lit room. Zetsu slowly climbs on tope of Deidara.
Deidara blushes and looks into Zetsu's yellow eyes. Zetsu kisses his neck earning a moan of pleasure. Deidara moans as Zetus bites his neck and pulls at his shirt. Zetsu growls as Deidara's shirt refuses to come off. The black half growls deeply, as he is denied the ability to Deidara's chest. The white half bites a bit harder, earning a sharp gasp. Deidara grunts as Zetsu finally rips off his shirt. Zetsu smiles at the sight of Deidara's light pink nipples and toned body.
Zetsu sets to work sucking and rubbing Deidar's nipples. Deidara moans and arches his back with pleasure. Zetsu releases Deidara's now dark pink nipples and makes a trail of kisses and hickies down his chest to his lower navel. Deidara moans the whole time, as Zetsu's lips touch his body.
Zetsu smiles at the large bulged at the lower area of Deidara. Zetsu quickly takes off Deidara's pants off to reviled purple boxers with pink poka-spots
"Lovely, they suit you. I also see that our