Four countries, America, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark were on a cliff side, about to jump. They had 3 hang gliders, one to share with two people. Sweden and Denmark were the most afraid.
America: Come on, it's fun, Sweden!
Sweden: But, America... what if I die?
Norway: Don't worry! It's 100% safe. You'll be going with ME!
Sweden: Okay...
Sweden and Norway both grab a hang glider together and then jump.
America: Okay, Denmark! You'll be going by yourself!
Denmark: But... BUT I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!
America: Denmark! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT EARLIER! That way Prussia can be doing it instead! Prussia WANTED to do it!
Denmark: Oh...what if I die? Sweden was right...
America: COME ON!
America accidentally shoves Denmark off the cliff.
Denmark: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!
America: Uh...oh.
Meanwhile, for Sweden and Norway...
Norway: Whoa... you can see everything over here! You can see Prussia, except he's very small now!
Sweden: Whoa! I see Romano, VERY ticked off.
Romano and Prussia were arguing.
Romano: Prussia! I WANTED YOU TO BE GONE TODAY! You LIED about hang-gliding!
Prussia: It's because somehow Denmark took my spot, and THEY had 4 hang gliders!
Romano: DANG IT!
Sweden: Okay...
Norway: Are you still afraid?
Sweden: No, I'm not! Ooh, I also see France from up high!
Norway: Interesting! Everyone looks like little ants!
Sweden: This is very FUN!
America: I said it, Norway! Now, let's enjoy the fall breeze TOGETHER!
Sweden: WAIT A SECOND, WHAT'S THAT!?
Sweden and Norway crash into a monument, while America narrowly avoids it.
America: Sweden? Norway? OH NO! Sweden, Norway, and Denmark! WHY!? They're probably dead now... well, at least we still have Finland, right?
Meanwhile, in the hospital...
Sweden: Never...go... hang gliding... EVER AGAIN.
Norway: Me too... I was wrong... even though I loved hang gliding in my free time... now it's a nightmare...
Denmark: Well, at least you WENT hang gliding. America SHOVED me off a cliff!
Norway: Oh dear...
The doctor, Finland, comes in.
Finland: Are you OK, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark?
Iceland: I heard you got hurt by crashing into the Eiffel Tower. Is that true? We're currently in France right now. No, I don't mean France the person... I mean France, HERE!
Norway: Yeah... that hurt.
Finland: It really DID.
Meanwhile, Romano was reading some news.
Romano: Hey, it says that Sweden and Norway crashed into the Eiffel tower. I KNEW IT! Why COULDN'T Prussia die!? I HATE Prussia!
Prussia suddenly notices Romano.
Prussia: Hey, Romano! Why are you here?
Romano: Because, I'd love to mess with some Prussia.