Warriors Spoof
Tigerstar and Scourge were face to face.
"You dare defy me?" Tigerstar had roared a moment ago after the smaller black tom had told him that his warriors do not answer to Tigerstar. The broad shouldered brown tabby tom was growling at the smaller black cat, whose face was void of any emotion. Just before Tigerstar was about to attack, some noise started coming from nearby, it was some voice singing:
As far as I'm concerned your,
Just another Picture to Burn….
Tigerstar gave a little flinch and held up a paw to Scourge.
"Just a minute, this is kind of important." The little black tom looked confused.
"What could be more important than this?" He asked in confusion. Tigerstar looked at him.
"Mate problems." He meowed as he pulled out a cell phone. As he opened it he meowed sweetly.
"Hi Goldenflower…. No… Goldenflower please-….. This isn't the best time….. Yes it has to do with taking over the forest… Oh not this lecture again…." He was meowing into the speaker. Firestar and Scourge shared a confused look before looking back at Tigerstar, who was quiet as, apparently Goldenflower lectured him. Bramblepaw and Tawnypaw, Tigerstar's children, looked at each other knowingly. Then Tigerstar was speaking again.
"Goldenflower, you need to calm down….. I don't really care…. Yes I just went there… Don't you start on that!... I do not!" His voice rose quickly, as did Goldenflower's as they started yelling. Finally Bone got sick of waiting.
"Hang up already! We've got an attack to get on with!" He snapped. Tigerstar glared at him.
"Good bye Goldenflower…. I said Good bye you mousebrain!" He snapped the phone shut at the last statement, then turned back to Scourge.
"Where were we?" He asked.
"You were about to attack him." Firestar said softly, still shocked by the weird thing that had just happened. Tigerstar nodded.
"Right, now, let's get on with it."
….
(Future events: attack, goldenflower calls (ring tone: Picture to Burn), confused looks, knowing looks from Bramblepaw and Tawnypaw, argument over phone, Tigerstar hangs up, attack continues and Tigerstar dies.)