(in rick Harrison's pawn shop)
you: walks into the door
rick: Ey hello! what can i do for you?
you: *blushing* i um.. have this antique lamp,, it was my grandma's,
rick: oh great! i'll take a look!
you: *hands rick the lamp* *touches his hands* heheh
rick: this looks great! here come with me to the back room and we can check it out!
you: (in your head) OMG OMG
*you guys get in the back area, and see old man and big hoss*
you: (in head) Ugh why do they have to be here?
rick: okay guys you can leave now! i'm with a customer!
you: starts blushing hehe yea, what do you think about it rick?
rick: *sits down* well i can tell you that,..
You: *your mind blocks off what he is saying as you stare at his forming buldge*
you: *moves closer to rick*
rick: so in conclusion, this is worth about maybe, 500, 600 dollars!
you: oh heh, maybe you can pay me in another way? *winks*
rick: oh um,,, uh sure! what other way do you have on your mind?
you: *touches buldge* this way,,
rick: *starts pulling down pants* hehe, your prpretty cute!You: *blushing* hehe
you: *takes off panties and lays on table*
Rick: *pulls out cock* well, you ready?
you: *eyes widen* Oh BOY YES!
rick: *shoves up ass*
you: *moans*
rick: *groans*
you: *moans*
rick: *groans*
you: *moans*
rick: *nuts*
you: *moans loudly*
you: AAAAAAAA
Rick: shhhh be quiet!
(big hoss enters the room)
big hoss: Hey rick i'm gonna take a lunch b-
big hoss: oh my god *drops lunch bag*
*faints*
rick: AAA OH NO BIG HOSS
you: WAIT DADDY FUCK ME HARDER! DONT GO YET!
rick:okay but let me move big hoss *throws big hoss out window*
you: Thank you, now let's continue!
you: *sucks cock*
you: * sucks harder*
rick: *moans loudly*
rick: *swings arm, breaking lamp*
you: *still sucks*
rick and you both: AAAA THE LAMP!
you: *sobbing* THAT WAS MY GRANDMA'S
you: oh well FUCK ME HARDER!
Ricks dad: *enters room* i heard something break, i-
ricks dad: RICK WHAT THE HELL *notices you naked and big hoss laying out the window*
rick: DAD I CAN EXPLAIN-
ricks dad: NO!
you: im sorry rick! i Love you! *runs out*
rick: WAIT!
but its too late, ricks dad comes at him with a shoe, and all you hear is rick crying as you fade away into the streets, half naked and sobbing