I just want to say I don't own anything from D.C. comics but I do own Trak but not Rodney that's my friends' character.

(First Person Narrative)

"Holy Mother of God, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?" That was the first thing that came to me when we got here.

I suppose I should start at the very beginning. You see I'm not exactly what you would call a normal human being; in fact I'm not entirely sure what I am. For as long as I remember I was always a cat-person or to be more specific an anthropomorphic cat with smoky black fur with black stripes and spots with long ears and a long tail. Rodney my best friend, if you want to call him that, is also an anthropomorphic life form. I think he's a wolf or a dog. Well, some kind of Tex Avery reject, who becomes some kind of wolf during full moons. I'm not entirely sure.

Oh silly me, my name is Trak the Cat, I prefer not to divulge my full name right now. We come from a place called Hobojunction U.S.A... It is a place that is not technically affiliated with the United States. So I guess by now you are wondering; what could have gotten that kind of out burst out of me? Well I'll tell you, you see for about two weeks now Rodney and I have been trying to get to New York City for Comic Con. We decided to go because Rodney wanted to meet many people who work in the animation and comic book circuit. People like Stan Lee, John Kricfalusi, Ralph Bakshi, Rob Liefeld and hopefully Joss Whedon just to name a few. I on the other hand wanted to meet them and also see if the rumors were true about Comic Con at night. You see, word has been that at night some of the people there dress up as famous heroes and villains from various comics, TV shows, cartoons, and yes that does include anime, and a few do a striptease. Unfortunately we missed the trains, planes, and automobiles going in that direction so we decided to hitchhike over. As we were walking hoping to catch a ride Rodney had to make his dumb-ass comment about my appearance. "I can't believe you dressed up like Luigi for a contest." "Hey I've got a very good reason for this." "And that would be?" "To get laid!" "By who?" "Cos-play girls" "(sigh) whatever man." "You know you could've dressed up as Mario." "So I could get touched by those freaks! No thanks." "You know there is a cash prize if you win." "No amount of money is worth my dignity." "The prize is $50,000." "God damn it!"

"Apparently hitchhiking was a bad Idea because we went from getting picked up by a family on vacation, who happened to be extremist Christians, I should also mention that these people happened to dislike Catholics, who had have a drag race against bus with a jet engine on it full of nuns."

"We went from that to getting caught in an explosion, to almost being eaten by cannibalistic rednecks. We managed to escape from that, only to come across and be captured by those infamous big headed gray aliens. Right after that we jumped them, hijack their ship, which from what the screen was showing took damage from a laser, crash land into a circus tent in this nowhere place called Smallville, only to be beaten up by circus midgets and then tossed in jail. And I gotta tell you folks, if there's one thing I hate more than extremely preachy people or BWB members it is circus midgets."

"Unfortunately it doesn't end there because a few prisoners that was there previously broke out of jail, caused a riot in the prison next door, as the town was thrown into chaos Rodney and I managed to escape and hid in a costume shop. We changed in to costumes to help us blend into the shadows; I looked like a member of Organization 13 from the Kingdom Hearts series with cat like rabbit ears and a long cat tail"

"Rodney looked like someone did a piss poor job dressing their dog like Quicksilver, from X-men, dressed as an old fashioned undertaker. God, he even had the big black top hat and the long black coat, personally I thought he looked great, provided he kept the coat buttoned up. After we changed clothes we tried to sneak out of town only to hide when we saw two very high tech ships descend from the night sky."

"Out of the ships come the Justice League Unlimited and one of the most well known of heroes Superman. If we had tried to leave at that point we would've been caught and sent back to jail, so we decided to go the opposite direction back to where the prison is and run from there. I thought it would have been easier to escape on wheels so we "acquired" a motorcycle from a citizen passing through. What a kind person he is, he was nice enough to let us escape on his bike and didn't even ask for monetary compensation."

"As we rode off we said our thanks, although I think I heard him say, "Give me back my bike you sons of bitches." But that could have come from anywhere what with all the insanity going around. I'll never forget the name of that person, Insert Name Here Yup definitely one of the good ones out there."

"I think we were almost out of town before we were prevented from leaving when we came across a woman with snow white hair in a blue and white costume. She didn't notice; much less see us for that matter when she started using her ice powers.

I'm not entirely sure but I think Rodney has the hots for this lady seeing as he has hearts in his eyes when he was looking at her. Huh, well whatever back to the story. When she used her powers she used it as a way to get to the top of a building. If I had to guess her ice froze some water on the ground which caused us to slip, and then slide onto the ice ramp she had created. To be fair when she used her powers I'm pretty sure she didn't intend for us to accidentally use it as a ramp, but when we did use it we were launched from the ramp, over a street full of cops, and into a building through a window.

I definitely must say that the movie industry in their depiction of stunts is full of crap because when Rodney and I went through that glass window it hurt like hell!"

Crash! Through the window we go and in to a brick wall. Ugh! I find myself getting up and looking around I see the bike, a bloody body of a biker thug behind the bike, then I see Rodney.

As I'm walking over to my friend I think back to that comment I made about the movie industry because if this was a movie that bike would have exploded already.

I see Rodney is fine for the most part a couple of cuts that's healing quickly enough and he looks a little dazed but other than that he's fine. Rodney then notices the bloody corpse the bike is on and says "I guess we hit someone on the way in... Oh well".

As we try to leave we notice there were people looking at us 'so much for leaving unseen' I thought. We also notice that some of those people are bound and gagged. Rodney was the first to speak up and said to me "I think we entered an S&M convention or a bondage party." I said a loud "You could be right, but judging by the few with guns I'd say were in a hostage situation. So naturally we held our hands up.

One of the armed people, who looked very pissed by the way, pointed a rifle at me and demanded to know who the fuck we were and what we were. "None of your god damned business that's who." I said to him.

He was about to open fire until I flipped the guy sneaking up from behind over and into the one with the rifle. Another guy who had a hand gun aimed at Rodney was suddenly shocked when Rodney grabbed him by his arm then pushed him away. He then tried to shoot Rodney until he noticed the gun that was supposed to be in hand was now in Rodney's hand. The man asked "How did...?" Rodney interrupted him and said "Rush Hour". He then proceeded to shoot his assailant in his right shoulder and left kneecap.

Suddenly from outside a booming voice "Those of you inside drop your guns and come out and put your hands up and we'll shoot you… I mean or we'llshoot. Yeah that's what I meant. Then when no one's looking I'll shoot and blow yer friggin heads off hehehe. Wait! Is this thing on? OH MOTHER FU-"

"Rodney, I'm getting worried about our chances of survival." I said to my friend.

As I tied up the jerks who tried to kill us Rodney walked up to the people who were bound and gagged, un-gagged one old woman and asked "You wouldn't happen to know how we can get out of here unnoticed, do you?" She said she didn't know. Then suddenly a wall bursts open and Superman is now seen hovering over the floor looking dead at us, kind of like the way a person would look at the guy who just now tried to kill their mom.

At this point I would just like to say that we were scared like you wouldn't believe, with us looking shady comic book villains, I mean even more so, over people who were bound and gagged and with Superman looking so angry like we just peed on his lawn. Oh yeah, we were close to being scared shitless.

Superman wasn't the only one we had to deal with, because at the door stood Green Arrow ready to release his arrows. Superman commanded us to put up our hands and to step away from the people. As we were slowly walking away from the people a red streak came from out of nowhere and sucker punched both of us.

I woke up and found myself in what I'm guessing is a police car; I don't know any other kind of car that has a barrier between the front and back seats. All I could do is ask, "What did we do to deserve this?" Rodney just looked at me like I were crazy, then it came to me and I said "Oh right, all the horrible things we've done."

It looked we were about to get thrown right back in to jail, when Rodney pointed out to my direction the same elderly woman that we inadvertently saved. After a couple of minutes the police came to let us out. Right after the cuffs came off the people who were tied up came to us and thanked us.

This would have to be the few times we were thanked, and I do mean ever because people usually chase us to beat us or at least try to kill us for the things we do, never to thank us. I felt pretty good doing something to help others and not completely for myself.

As we finished being thanked to the people; two kids, an elderly couple, three sexy women with very sexy smiles who kissed us on our cheeks, and some nerdy looking college students. The elderly woman told us her name is Martha Kent. As she told us how she was going to tell her son about the amazing rescue, I thought to myself why should I care?

Then Superman walks up to us as did the rest of the JLU and started talking. I really wasn't listening for I was paying more attention to Vixen's breasts up until the words food and drinks were uttered. Naturally we said yes. I then saw Superman then touch his ear and started speaking. I asked The Flash who Superman was talking to. He explained that he was currently speaking to a hero named Mr. Terrific through a com-link ear piece; I'm just going to guess that's their ingenious way of calling it a blue-tooth. After flash was done explaining Superman then said to pick us up.

Rodney, the JLU members, and I were then suddenly transported to a huge room with many other heroes I've only seen on the news. As I looked around only one thing came to mind that I made verbal.

"Holy Mother of God, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?"

Well that is first chapter to a hopefully good story. If anyone has a suggestion on what hero or villain they want to see put it in the review and I'll see what I can do.

See Ya for now.