Eren's Escape
-Tempo from the Pina Colada Song-
I was tired of my sister, we'd been together too long
She is stuck to my ankle, like a lost puppy dog
I tried to ditch her in the Recon, but she followed me instead
She said she'll be with me forever, so I cried in my head
'You say that you love me, but you sound more obsessed
like a crazy ex-girlfriend, who just couldn't take a hint
Sometimes I wish I could leave you, tied up with duct tape
You're not the love that I'm lookin' for, I have got to escape
I didn't tell her that I was gay, I know that seems kinda mean
But if she knew who I had eyes for, I know she'd gut him clean
So I kept it a secret; admired him from a afar
He's got the body of a sex god, why are we still apart?
'I'd love to see your abs when, you get caught it the rain
Or share a bottle of red wine, as I strip off your cape
I've really got to tell you soon, and cut through all this red tape
Oh Corporal Levi, won't you be my escape?'
So I waited with high hopes, outside the Corporal's door
He called me in in an instant, his voice shook me to the core
It was deep with desire, and he said, "Now your mine."
Then we kissed for a moment, and I said, "About time"
'Because you love my green eyes, and making me always late
And you said I have a body, that drives you so insane
We made love until midnight, and I let you dominate
You're the man that I crave for, come with me and escape'
'I'd love to see your abs when, you get caught it the rain
Or share a bottle of red wine, as I strip off your cape
I've really got to tell you soon, and cut through all this red tape
Oh Corporal Levi, won't you be my escape?'
- That Person You Wish You New
Declaimer: I don't own the Pina Colada Song, or Shingeki no Kyojin.
This was a lot of fun to write, so enjoy~!