"Remind me again why I'm here?"

Olivia was sulking at the table after being dragged into a heated argument between Deidara and Hidan, all about sex no less.

"I want you to fucking tell him that I can make you scream babe!" His lover's eyebrow twitched with irritation, "Why?" "Blondie doesn't fucking believe me!" Deidara snorted, "Why should I? I have yet to hear her scream un."

"SO! I don't fucking believe you topped Sasori and made him your bitch!" Perfect timing on Hidan's part as said man came into the kitchen with a deadly scowl. "What in hell are you two talking about sex for?"

Olivia just shook her head, "There's no telling but I rather not know why." "I wouldn't mind hearing it." They looked up to see Zetsu's head sticking out from the ceiling with a sly grin.

"There you are Zetsu! Why you hiding from Tobi again?" "I simply refuse to answer that sexual question Tobi and you won't leave it alone."

"What did you ask him Tobi un?" "Tobi just asked Zetsu what he did to Olivee on her period the other night." Olivia about choked on her drink and stared with wide eyes at the blushing bipolar man, "Do what to me?"

Hidan asked the same thing, "You don't know babe?" "No clue but, does this have something to do with me taking a sleeping pill by any chance?"

Zetsu chuckled a little and sank back into the ceiling, leaving the blonde turning red also. "Looks like he violated you again to satisfy his blood lust un."

Tobi suddenly grinned, "Tobi has an idea." Sasori sat down and mumbled, "What might that be?"

"Let's play a game where we tell our….ahem….worst sex stories that our lovers did with us."

Hidan's mouth dropped but Madara was all for it. "Now this I got to hear." "Hear what?" Kisame came in followed by Kakuzu, "Tobi wants us to unleash our hidden worst sex stories!"

Kakuzu stared at Olivia like she was bluffing but apparently wasn't. He grumbled, "No." Itachi appeared out of nowhere and smirked, "Why not, it should be interesting and I am rather bored."

Kisame plopped down, "What the hell, I'm game." Zetsu emerged from the ground this time and nodded, "Sounds interesting."

Olivia glanced at the miser, who stood rooted on the spot and beckoned him over. He just snorted, "What's in it for me?"

Sasori grinned, "It'll be like on truth or dare; the one that refuses to tell has to pay up." Kakuzu's eyes glinted at the word and sat down with a thud.

Tobi giggled like crazy, "Tobi can't wait!" "Before we start, how did this come about?"

Olivia glanced at Madara, "Deidara and Hidan were having an argument about sex, so naturally the idea came up since we all have had bad sex incidences." "Why am I not surprised?"

"So who begins un?" "I guess I will."

All eyes turned to Sasori, "I didn't find this amusing at the time but I'll tell it anyhow."

The artisans were heavily making out, grinding their heated bodies against each other with need. The red nibbled his way down the blonde's chest, biting the perky bud with his teeth before he heard a giggle.

He glanced up at his lover's countenance to see a small silly grin spread across his charming features. He thought he must have tickled a nerve and shrugged it off.

Rubbing the palm of his hand across the hard length he growled in anticipation to please his brat. He just pulled down the hem of his boxers and licked the swollen head when more giggles hastily trying to be choked back.

Slightly irritated the puppet master gave his lover a warning glare with his blonde murmuring, "Sorry Danna un." Not saying a word he went back to what he was doing.

Sucking on the length with much need he was just about to probe his lover when Deidara suddenly burst out laughing.

Sasori sat up on his knees and crossed his arms angrily as the blonde continued to howl with laughter, clutching onto his aching sides.

"WHAT is so funny brat?" "I…I…hic…It's nothing Danna un." "Apparently it IS something! Am I not meeting your expectations so much that you have the gall to laugh at me?" "I'm not…hic….laughing at you un!"

The red head just glared as the younger artisan tried to get his breath back. "I just thought of something funny that's all. It won't..hic…happen again un."

Sasori fixed his pants and crawled off the bed, "You're damn right it won't happen again because I'm not pleasuring you anymore today!"

Deidara whined, "Nooooo, please Danna I didn't mean to! Finish me un!"

"You can finish yourself with your comical thoughts."

Sasori snorted once he was through, "That angered me to no end and to be honest I'm still sore about it. How would you feel if your lover started laughing while you were trying to make love?"

"Point taken." His blonde blushed before Itachi nudged him, "What were you thinking about?"

His smirked a little, "For some reason Hidan's facial imitation of Kisame just popped into my head and I couldn't shake it un."

Kisame glared at the jashinist, "So you're imitating me now Hidan? Is there something wrong with my face?"

Said man just smirked, "You're not that special; I fucking made fun of everyone here and imitated their faces."

Tobi laughed, "That was terrible, sempai was thinking about Hidan while he was with Sasori." Hidan chuckled, "Blondie couldn't help it, he finds me sexy."

"Yeah yeah, I want you so bad Hidan un." Hidan licked his lips, "Really, then how about you and I play fucking twister?"

Kakuzu thumped his lover's ear with a smirk, "Down boy."

Olivia patted Sasori on the shoulder, "I hate that happened Sasori but it could have been worse."

Deidara spat, "Yeah, like what Danna did! You think what I did was so bad just wait and hear what he did to me un!"

This is going to be a hilarious game no doubt about it.

TBC: