Wigwam and Aardvark made this up in a very boring Spanish lesson. We think it is what Sirius would sing, in Harry potter 5. We do not own HP, or the hymn. Now, you must sing it out loud to make it have the best effect. Please review!

God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriff

God rest ye merry hippogriff

Let nothing you dismay

We wish you lots of lovely meat

To eat upon this day

To give you lots of flying power

To take me away

Oh, tidings of Evil and Scum, evil and scum

Oh tidings of evil and scum

This ministry of magic

Is chasing after me

But thanks to you dear hippogriff

We flew away so free

When those horrid dementors

Were trying to kiss me

Oh, tidings of Evil and Scum, evil and scum

Oh tidings of evil and scum

I hope they never find me

Or they'll be really cross

Especially Cornelius Fudge

Their stupid evil boss

He tried to cut off you head, which

Would be an awful loss

Oh, tidings of Evil and Scum, evil and scum

Oh tidings of evil and scum

So I wish you a merry Christmas

Though you're stuck in my room

And Fred and George and Ginny

Keep making things go boom

I can't wait 'til we're out of here

And then away we'll zoom

Oh, tidings of Evil and Scum, evil and scum

Oh tidings of evil and scum

Please please please review!