(hahahahaha sorry all you Goerge Cooper lovers. If you read my stories you can see I don't really like him. At all. So this is a songfic I wrote to the tune of Dixie Chicks "Goodbyre Earl". I know some of it doesn't rhyme, but it's the thought that counts. And its not really a sonic. it's a song I changed the lyrics to. Theres not really a story in it. And when I use the word "rape" I mean that he forced a kiss on her. I hope it doesn't offend anybody. Haha this song is dedicated to Sarah, Molly, Julia, Sharon, Veronica, Sarah, and any other George lovers that I forgot. LONG LIVE JON AND RAOUL)
Jon and Alanna were the best of friends
All through their knighthood days
Both members of the King's Council
Both active in chivalry.
After she get her shield, Alanna went out
Looking for a bright new world
Jon had to stay around the palace
And deal with George.
Cuz it wasn't 2 weeks before then that George had raped Alanna
And Jon got really pissed
And by all her close friends,
That lady knight was missed.
Well Jon finally got the proof to file for arrest
He let the provost take it from there
But George used his sneaky ways
And escaped by just a hair.
Right away Alanna come back to Corus on a redeye midnight ride
She held Jon's hand
And they made-out (hehe) and planned
And it didn't take them long to decide:
THAT GEORGE HAD TO DIE
Sha na na na naaa naaa goodbye, George!
That Shang Dragon!
He seemed alright to me, George!
Feelin' pain? Why don't you lie down and sleep, George!
Ain't it dark. Wrapped up in that bedroll, George?
The provost came by to bring George in
He searched the Dancing Dove high and low
The he tipped his hat and said : Thank you, Highness
If you hear from him let me know!
Well some wars went by
And Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
As it turned out George was a missing Thief who nobody missed at all!
So Jon and Alanna got married and lived happily ever after
and they didn't lose as sleep at night
Cuz George had to die!