The is the a home-ec story and leave if don't to be scared.
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Annoucement-- Class, your sub for home-ec will be Misato Kasaragi.
Shinji & Auska: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Auska: "No Way how did she get the job?"
Toji & Kensuki: "All Right!!!!!!!!"
Rei & and class: "......."
Hikari: "Toji why?" As she is crying.
Walking in "HI," Misato in a stangly happy mood.
Shinji: "Did you take any drugs, Misato?" Suddenly going insane of the cooking section.
Misato: "NO!!"
Class: "Are YOU sure?!!"
Misato: "NO, NO, NO!!" While they bounce up and down!! *All males but Shinji fantasize*
Rei: "No you didn't or no you just don't know" In her same monotone voice.
Class: "SHE SPOKE!!!!!"
Rei: With a valley girl acsent "Yeah so like talk like to the like hand"
Misato: Changing the subject "I took something spelled V-I-A-G-R-A"
Toji and Kensuki's are ripped off by some unseen force.
Hikari suddenly SMILEING.
Misato: "Whats Going On!!!!!"
Class: Immidietlysaying "NOTHIN."
Misato: "Lets start the cooking section"
Shinji & Auske together and N'Sync "NOOOOOOOOO"
Rei: "Well we can learn how not to cook"
Misato: "First, you put the instant food container in the microwave and then set the time and start"
Hikari: "You Call That COOKING!!"
Toji thinking of Misato on a trampoline and wispering "Boing, Boing, Boing" to himself
Auska looking at the mesmerized guy, hearing the words, and screaming "PERVERT"
Rei writing on her computer "I will unite with Shinji Ikari" over, and over again, then accidently presses the send button and sends it to Auska.
Auska's eyes getting thiner as she's reading!
Catfight starts and everyone one wants to know why.
They all read the computer and stare at Shinji.
At the momment you hear screames and everyone is running after Shinji wanting know and kill.
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This is the wedding part of the FanFic
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Auska & Shinji
Shinji already at the stand.
Auska walking up to the stand with Kaji smiling. (to get rid of her)
Auska at the alter remembering the time they shared body-heat (read body heat NC-17).
Preist: "Dearly beloved we are gat-"
Auska: "Damn it hurry up, I DO"
Shinji: "I d-"
Rei: " Noooo don't do it!" stands up with a whole milarary arsenal on her. (The Guns pervert)
Auska does a 180 spin while a missle is being shot at her. "EVA!" She morphs (it's my fanfic) into a evangelion.
Rei: "Oh you play ruff" making a cat sound as she morphs also.
They get into a catfight, evagelion style, with Rei scratching and Auska slapping.
Then suddenly Auska does her special attack the, SUPER BITCH SLAP!
Rei flys back lots of feet and falls on a fat man named Ray.
They both hear "I do" as Shinji & Hikari walk out.
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END
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Annoucement-- Class, your sub for home-ec will be Misato Kasaragi.
Shinji & Auska: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Auska: "No Way how did she get the job?"
Toji & Kensuki: "All Right!!!!!!!!"
Rei & and class: "......."
Hikari: "Toji why?" As she is crying.
Walking in "HI," Misato in a stangly happy mood.
Shinji: "Did you take any drugs, Misato?" Suddenly going insane of the cooking section.
Misato: "NO!!"
Class: "Are YOU sure?!!"
Misato: "NO, NO, NO!!" While they bounce up and down!! *All males but Shinji fantasize*
Rei: "No you didn't or no you just don't know" In her same monotone voice.
Class: "SHE SPOKE!!!!!"
Rei: With a valley girl acsent "Yeah so like talk like to the like hand"
Misato: Changing the subject "I took something spelled V-I-A-G-R-A"
Toji and Kensuki's are ripped off by some unseen force.
Hikari suddenly SMILEING.
Misato: "Whats Going On!!!!!"
Class: Immidietlysaying "NOTHIN."
Misato: "Lets start the cooking section"
Shinji & Auske together and N'Sync "NOOOOOOOOO"
Rei: "Well we can learn how not to cook"
Misato: "First, you put the instant food container in the microwave and then set the time and start"
Hikari: "You Call That COOKING!!"
Toji thinking of Misato on a trampoline and wispering "Boing, Boing, Boing" to himself
Auska looking at the mesmerized guy, hearing the words, and screaming "PERVERT"
Rei writing on her computer "I will unite with Shinji Ikari" over, and over again, then accidently presses the send button and sends it to Auska.
Auska's eyes getting thiner as she's reading!
Catfight starts and everyone one wants to know why.
They all read the computer and stare at Shinji.
At the momment you hear screames and everyone is running after Shinji wanting know and kill.
******
This is the wedding part of the FanFic
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Auska & Shinji
Shinji already at the stand.
Auska walking up to the stand with Kaji smiling. (to get rid of her)
Auska at the alter remembering the time they shared body-heat (read body heat NC-17).
Preist: "Dearly beloved we are gat-"
Auska: "Damn it hurry up, I DO"
Shinji: "I d-"
Rei: " Noooo don't do it!" stands up with a whole milarary arsenal on her. (The Guns pervert)
Auska does a 180 spin while a missle is being shot at her. "EVA!" She morphs (it's my fanfic) into a evangelion.
Rei: "Oh you play ruff" making a cat sound as she morphs also.
They get into a catfight, evagelion style, with Rei scratching and Auska slapping.
Then suddenly Auska does her special attack the, SUPER BITCH SLAP!
Rei flys back lots of feet and falls on a fat man named Ray.
They both hear "I do" as Shinji & Hikari walk out.
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END