The Gundam wing series has been halted on *cough* a certain station that plays cartoons all day...and now the cast members have no job for quite some time. (hehe..sorry *blank* Network, but you know it's true. It'll be another year before you get the Endless Waltz up!) So, as a result, the cast members go looking for work........
A Gundam Wing Romance: Chp. 1 Reluctance
Zechs: We will take anything we can get...we just need a job....
Nikki: Well, I do have one job lined up for you guys...but I don't know if you'll like it. If you say you are desperate, you'll take it...but still... *thinks* *mumbles* I dunno...
Quatre: Come on Ms. Nikki. We really need a job....Like Zechs says, we'll take ANY thing we can get our hands on...
Heero enters the room suddenly: What's going on here!? Quatre, you and Zechs have been in here with this manager "Nikki" (glares at her) long enough. Do we have a job or not?!
(Nikki peeks around Quatre from behind her desk to get a better look at Heero.)
Nikki-san: Heero, I'm not so sure that you'l-
Zechs cuts in: WHAT, she means to say, is that she has a job for us and we can start right away...right Ms. Nikki? (gives her a pleading look, hiding it from Heero)
Nikki: (nods quickly) Yep! Gotta job for you! But...uh...Zechs, you'll have to take off that horrid mask...
Heero: (sniffs arrogantly) Good, now lets get started. (closes Nikki's office door)
Quatre: *phew* That was close. I almost thought he was gonna pull out his gun. (wipes his forehead with his handkerchief)
Zechs: (still thinking about his mask) *stands in the corner sulking*
Nikki: Umm...Zechs?
Quatre: Ms. Nikki, as you know, Zechs is rather attached to his mask...
Nikki: Yes, I know, but for this story, we need Mr. Millardo, not Zechs....(turns to Zechs) Come on Zechs, I know how much you all need this job.
Zechs: (takes off his mask) Better?
Nikki: *drool* Umm... Much better.
(Nikki's office door opens suddenly and five girls poke their heads in all at once)
Hilde: Hi!
Noin: Hi!
Dorothy: Hi! -- (All click their cameras at Millardo)
Sally: Hi!
Relena: Hi!
Hilde: Bye! *disappears*
Noin: .......*drool*...oh! *sweatdrop* Bye!! *disappears*....slowly..
Dorothy: Bye! *disappears*
Sally: Bye! *disappears*
Relena: BYEEE!!! *disappears*
(Duo pops in and takes a picture)
Duo: Hehe...sorry, just had to get a picture of that hair! It's almost as pretty as mine!! *disappears*
Nikki: *falls over anime style* *twitches* Ehh....
Quatre: *sweatdrop* Oh, that happens every time. Don't worry Ms. Nikki, it won't happen again. It seems to only happen RIGHT after Zechs takes his mask off and becomes Millardo. The rest of the time the girls just drool. Umm...and Duo? He's a little nuts anyway...
Millardo: A little?
Nikki: *gets back up* Uh, well...okay. AS LONG as it doesn't interfere with your work... Now, onto the job...
Millardo: Yes, you haven't had much chance to tell us what exactly the job is...
Nikki: Well...it's a romance.... In fact, you're job is to make a movie based on a romance novel.
Millardo: *jaw drops*
Quatre: *sweatdrop* uh...hehe...a romance novel? Aren't those a bit..uh...hehe...welll...
Nikki: Ecchi? Yep, they are...I told you that you might not like the idea. But, you DO need a job, and there aren't any other ones in line yet.
Millardo: *picks his jaw up* I suppose you are right....So, when do we start?
Nikki: Well, today if you'd like! We've got the costumes and set all ready to go! Just tell the rest of the group and you guys can get this show on the road. *gets up from her desk*
Quatre: *still sweating* Uh, well, what I wanna know is who is paired up with who....
Nikki: Well, I could tell you now, but I don't want Heero to come in here asking what in the world is taking so long, again. So, we'll just wait until we get to the meeting room, kay? (smiles) Lets go!
(opens the door to her office and sees the whole Gundam group stand up in anticipation)
(Millardo, Quatre, and Nikki all walk out smiling)
Nikki: Well, we are ready to go to the meeting room! Lets go get you guys ready..
(Everyone follows Nikki to the room)
Nikki: (opens the door to the room and shows everyone their seats around the table) Now everyone be seated and I'll tell everyone what this job is all about. Zec-I mean, Millardo and Quatre know, and now it's your turn. *sweatdrops*
(Everyone leans forward in their seats waiting for Nikki to say something)
Nikki: *takes a big breath* You all will be doing a movie....
(Everyone, except Quatre and Millardo, smiles and leans over further)
Nikki: based on a romance novel!! *smiles*
(Everyone, except Quatre and Millardo, falls over in their chairs)
Nikki: Uhh...guys? Hehe.. Yeah, I kinda expected this reaction from all of you... Well, you guys need a job, so no complaining. Lets get right to it, okay?
(Everyone sits back up and nods) Nikki: Good...Now...for the pair ups. (everyone leans forward and is about to say something) AND before any of you say anything *holds up her hand*... (everyone closes their mouths and leans back in their chairs) You need to know that this is just a movie, and I'm not pairing people up just because you are already romantically involved, although that'll probably end up happening anyway.
Quatre: Umm...do I even have a romantic interest? *glances at Trowa*
Trowa: *glances back*
Nikki: *sweatdrop* Uhh...we'll do something about that, don't worry. Anyway, lets see here, before the pair ups, I should tell you the setting, ne? hehe... Well, lets see here. For some of you, the setting for half the story will be a secluded island, you people will end up coming together with the second half of the cast later...and for the other half of the cast, the setting will be a big white mansion on the country side. Hmm...lets see here. Now, I'm going to tell you who is who in the story, before I tell you what the story is all about...Okay.. *points to the people as she calls their names*
Millardo, you will be Mr. Millard, the owner of the mansion. You never had a wife, and you've never umm...*ahem* So, the reason Heero is your 'son' is that you took him in when you found him on your doorstep when you first moved into the mansion.
Heero, you will be Mr. Yui, Millard's 'son'. You are also the owner of the boat that will be taking some of you to that island I was talking about.
Duo, you will be Colonel Maxwell who has just come back from the war...You live in the mansion with Millardo and Heero. What war did you come back from? Does it matter? (Duo opens his mouth to say something) Nikki: that was a rhetorical question, Duo!!
Treize, you will be the big time owner of the island. You and Lady Une are married and share the island together. (Treize smiles and scoots his chair closer to Lady Une... Lady Une blushes.) Lady Une, you are the mistress of Trieze, Ms. Une, who teaches some students on the island. What do you teach? Does THAT matter either? This is a romance novel we're going by, don't worry about it. If you need closure, lets say you teach wildlife survival or something...
Hilde, you'll be Miss Hilde. You will play a lively, yet lonely girl on the island. You are one of Ms. Une's students and are passing the class in flying colors.
Quatre, you will be a stable boy of Mr. Millard. You will clean the stables and keep all the animals fed. It may seem like a small role, but believe me, it is a big part.
Trowa, you are Mr. Millard's gardener. You will be in charge of watering all of his plants inside AND outside of the mansion. You also take care of the garden where the stable animal's food is grown. This also seems like it would be a small part...again, I tell you, this is not a small part either.
Dorothy, you are a maid in Mr. Millard's house. You cook, clean, and do just about everything else that needs to be done in the house.
Wufei, you are a native of Treize's island. You know every aspect about the island, but you also are a student of Ms. Une's. You, of course, are the best in the class of students considering your experience.
Sally, you are also a native of that island, but you are more interested in finding a boyfriend than taking Ms. Une's classes. Although, you are passing the class with high marks...
(Nikki looks up from the script and looks around the room.) WHAT?! I didn't write this script...so don't blame me! Anyway...
Relena, you are Noin's sister who has just come back from the war also. You were the one standing out in the middle of the field shouting "Peace! Peace!" And miraculously, that's how the battle ended...
Wufei: Yeah...*mutters* it was probably because they heard how long and boring her speeches can get....
Relena: *glares* *takes out her mallet and crawls on the table to where Wufei is at* Why, I oughtta .....
Nikki: *swipes the mallet from Relena and sits back down still looking at the script* Now then... Lets see here. *adjusts her glasses* Ah, and you Noin..
Noin, you are, of course, Relena's older sister who takes care of her because of your parent's unfortunate death at the war's beginning. Now that the war has ended, you and Relena travel to Millard's mansion to seek out Heero. You have both heard that Heero has the only boat that takes students to Trieze's island, and of course want some adventure after that ugly war you both were just in...
Oh, and all you other characters that are here. You'll be used somewhere in this story, so don't worry. There are no small parts! Only small...umm...lines? *sweatdrop*
(Nikki looks up again to see everyone glaring at her) WHAT?! I just TOLD you that I DIDN'T write this script!!!! *sweatdrop* You guys need this job, remember?
Everyone: *sigh*
Heero: Well, Ms. Nikki's right. We need this job very badly.
(Everyone looks at Heero in astonishment) Heero: WELL! We DO!
Quatre: Heero is right. Ms. Nikki has worked very hard to get us a job. *looks over at Nikki* And we should all jump at the first thing we get as long as it's something we all want to do. So? What do we all say?
(Everyone stands up and gets in a little huddle to whispers to each other) Quatre/Nikki/Heero/:*sweatdrop*
(Everyone turns back around and Noin steps out of the group as the spokesperson) Noin: We've agreed...that we'll do this story....
Quatre/Nikki/Heero: *whew*
Noin: IF!!!
Q/N/H: *gasp*
Noin: IF we are allowed to braid Millardo's hair and play dress up with him!!
Q/N/H: *fall over* agh...
Millardo: Hey! I never agreed to that!!! *tries to run off but is grabbed by Q/N/H....
Nikki: Oh, you will agree....you WILL agree....
Quatre and Heero stand nodding along with Nikki.
Millardo: I am...defeated....
*everyone jumps on Millardo with brushes and bows in hand while Quatre, Nikki, and Heero stand idly by*
Nikki: Okay, guys, you finish up on Miss Millardo here and we'll get started tomorrow. Today, I think you all need to go home and think about your parts. Those of you who aren't paired up with anyone, which is everyone but Trieze and Ms. Une, I'll tell you who you are coupled with tomorrow.
*everyone is still in a huddle over Millardo*
Nikki: *sweatdrop* oh my....
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Okay! That's it people! You'll just have to wait for the next fanfic to see what happens! ^_~ But before I leave you to ponder what might happen, I'd like to tell you that I got the idea for this comedy from a webpage I found a long time ago. A very funny fanfic writer gave me an idea with her fanfictions. No, I didn't know her personally, unfortunately, but I did read all of her fanfics on Gundam. She's a very talented and funny writer. She wrote about what happened AFTER Gundam wing had totally ended. Of course, the cast had no jobs, so she wrote about them getting different jobs in different movies. I remember one distinctly, it was Star Wars...and there was another about Snow White, and there were a lot of others. ^^ But they were all really cute and very hilarious. I'll give you all the link in my next fanfiction...for now though I have to go rummage through my 'favorites' list to find it! ^_^ So, stick around for the next edition of "A Gundam Wing Romance"....;O)
