Ally and Trish were hanging out when the two guys came in.

"Hey girls!" Austin said. "Wanna go for a drink?"

They were all legal adults now.

"Sure...but I think me and Trish will drink on our own time", Ally said. "When you guys get drunk, well...you guys just can't keep your liquors down well."

"HEY!" Dez and Austin both shouted at the same time. "WE CAN!"

"Oh yeah? We'll see", Trish rolled her eyes.


One drink later...

Both Dez and Austin were already slurring. Ally and Trish were perfectly normal and they had two cups already.

"Am I American?" Austin slurred.

"Am I from Jupiter?" Dez slurred.

"Probably", Trish said.


Half an hour later...

Now Dez and Austin were REALLY slurring. Ally and Trish were still normal as they rolled their eyes and watched the guys act all loopy.


One hour later...

"God, never let me drink again", Austin groaned.

"Same!" Dez said, taking another gulp from his cup.


Another hour later...

"Austin, I have something to tell you", Ally said as she held up her cup. "This is COKE."

Instantly, Austin and Dez's head both shot up.

"Psh! We totally knew that!" Austin tried playing it cool.

Ally and Trish rolled their eyes as they walked out of there.