So after the chuunin exams… the truth was out…
Kabuto was naruto's uncle –minato's brother- and wants to seek revenge for his brother's death! That's why HE's using orochimaru (not the other way around)
Orochimaru is actually sarutobe's son….(nobody knows who's the mother) and probably she was drugs addict that's why he's ugly!!
Sasuke was supposed to be a girl!!! (that's what the ultra sound said) but his mom kept treating him like a girl…
A rumor said that itachi could be orochimaru's mom (dun ask how)
After having a relationship with jiraya… tsunade decided to become a lesbo
Gaara can't take a shower… that's why his village hated him!!! The fact that he's made of sand…tch….troublesome….
Rock lee is weird! (DUH)
Ino has a crush on shikamaru, who has a crush on temari, who was crushing on sasuke, who was crushing on itachi (girly feelings) who was crushing on a little girl that was walking with a scary man with a big weapon and bandages on his face!!! (get it?)
Shino hates hinata?..cuz she gets along with kiba…but kiba likes dogs…and girls like kitties….but shino is not a kitty……..does any of that make sense?...
Sakura loves jiraya! Not because he dumped tsunade… but because he's gay for HERSELF!! (F.Y.I…..sakura is genderless)
Do you remember the guy who has a green hair? The one who stole the weapon from konoha?...and he fought team 7? And sasuke was screwed in the ass?... well…he's not related to kakashi…but they both are cool
Neji HATES kankuro…. Beats me, I dunno why
Iruka likes kids… wanna know why? Cuz he was young when kyuubi hit the city and his parents died and sarotube took care of him…that's why orochimaru hated the village…I mean what kind of father who takes care of a kid that's not his…and ignores his own kid cuz he's ugly!! That's why orochimaru joined the akatsuki!!