Hyrule was at peace. Ganondorf was sealed away and Link and Zelda were married. But one day, a guy named Kratos came to Hyrule. He kicked Link in the balls and made him his bitch. He forced them to get a divorce and made Zelda marry him. He got the Ocarina of Time and opened up the sacred realm and let Ganondorf out. Ganondorf made Link his bitch too. Kratos summoned the goddesses of Hyrule and made them his bitches then he killed them.
HE WAS NOW NOT ONLY THE GOD OF WAR BUT ALSO THE GOD OF HYRULE!!!!!!!
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