Author's Note:
Those who follow my other stories may be wondering, "Why is this chick posting something new, when there are better things to be updated? This poem thing SUCKS."
Well, I agree. There's just been other things demanding my attention, and I haven't had the brain power to write 1,000 to 2,000 word chapters - and short chaps don't sit well with me. I don't mind from other authors, but I don't like it in myself.
This weird idea was just quick and easy to do (which is probably why I shouldn't post it lol), so I typed it up on a whim basically. The A/N at the bottom has more info.
This is the strangest thing I've probably ever written, but I hope you enjoy it. :D
Elijah & His Hair
A Poem
by
daydreamer4life2011
You might say Klonnie and Klaroline,
Forewood and Stelena.
You might shout Bamon and Delena
With your arms held wide,
And dare anyone around you to say otherwise.
But I –
I,
I ship one pair, and one pair only
Elijah
And his lovely, beautiful hair.
Even as he rips the beating heart from your living body,
Not a single strand of his hair comes out of place
Although he spent months, dead, in a coffin
Elijah's hair remained the perfect picture
Of sophistication and grace.
You might say Klonnie and Klaroline,
Forewood and Stelena.
You might shout Bamon and Delena
With your arms held wide,
And dare anyone around you to say otherwise.
But I –
I,
I ship one pair, and one pair only
Elijah – and his lovely, beautiful hair.
Well...that was weird. I'm just tired of the shipping war (although my profile might lead you to think otherwise), so I thought I'd change it up.
That being said, if you have any crack ships that you want me to write about just tell me in a review. I'm not asking for reviews, though. I don't do PM , so that's the only way you can tell me (I have my reasons). Even if it's just a regular ship, I'll write something.
But if you're thinking "There's no way in Hades I'm giving this girl more ideas. This was disturbing enough!" I completely understand.
Thank you :)