Like my Dawn/Justin oneshot, this was another random idea I had that I ran with.
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"She bit me." Cody said in shock, nursing a fresh red mark on his hand as he sat down in a poolside patio chair next to Noah. His hand shone as it caught the sun, still wet with the redhead's saliva.
"Might want to get your rabies shot." Noah deadpanned. "Otherwise you might catch whatever it is that she has."
"I just might." Cody said, and with a disgusted grimace, wiped his hand on his pants to get rid of the saliva.
"It means she likes you." Owen said with a sob, subconsciously moving his hand to his ex-girlfriend's favourite place to bite - the back of his arm, just above his elbow. "I miss when Izzy used to give me love bites!"
"Oh, is that what that means?" Noah asked, raising an eyebrow at his food-loving friend, pulling up his pant leg to show the crescent-shaped scar on his calf where he'd received his very own love bite from Izzy several months before. "I thought she was just developing cannibalistic tendencies."
"Oh, wow, she must have really liked you, Noah!" Owen said, observing the scar with sad eyes. "All the times she's bitten me and she's never given me a scar."
"Oh, yes, lucky me." Noah rolled his eyes before raising his book once more as though to continue reading it.
"Why does this always happen to me?" Cody asked with a frustrated sigh. "I only just managed to convince Sierra to be friends."
"Maybe you have some sort of weird animal magnetism that only attracts crazy girls like Stalkerlicious and Nuttier Than a Bag of Peanuts."
"That's not funny, Noah." Cody said, shooting his friend a dirty look.
"Well not for you, but it is for everyone else." Noah said, amused for once, before raising an eyebrow. "Speak of the devil, here comes your girl now."
"Not now." Cody groaned in annoyance and dread, before getting to his feet. "I'm out of here!"
As Cody ducked behind a bush and sprinted away, Izzy walked over to the duo with a smile. She didn't even have to say a word before Noah and Owen pointed, in unison, to the lodge towards which Cody was running, selling him out in total synchronization. "He went that way."
"He must want to play hide and seek!" Izzy decided, her grin stretching into a wide smile. "That is, like, so crazy hot!"
"Oh, it's crazy something alright." Noah said, rolling his eyes as Izzy sprinted away in pursuit of their brunette friend. And with a deep breath, Noah opened his book and attempted once more to make it to the next chapter.
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