Nyoko: "Hey Gaara! Waz' up?!"
Gaara: "..."
Nyoko: "Gaara? Hey, Gaara! GAARA!!" She starts shaking him back and forth. "WHY WONT YOU ANSWER MEEEEE?!"
Hinata: "Umm... shouldn't we tell her that she's talking to a tree?"
Kiba: "Now where's the fun in that?"
Nyoko: "Nuuuuuuuuu! Gaara!! You feel so cold and hard!" She sniff and puts her head against the tree. "No pulse... I knew it! He's dead!!" She sobs uncontrollably.
5 minutes later
Nyoko: She kept on sobbing. "G-G-Gaara..."
Large crowd of people: They watch Nyoko while eating popcorn.
Gaara(the real one): "..." He sighs.
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Oh! I forgot to mention that Nyoko is my OC! Anyways, rate and review! You know you want to!