Gooey and Hot Like Honey and Pepper
The Ingenious Plot
"We've been here on Pekopon for some time now, and we haven't used our knowledge of the Pekoponian's body to the fullest yet! Sure they have gear that simulates our skin and gundam suits to cover their feeble pekoponian organs with… but we haven't examined what their actual bodies are capable of!" Slapping the wall with his hand Keroro motioned to a human anatomy chart. "Now the only way we'll be able to fully understand this tool on their bodies is if we become Pekoponians ourselves! Great idea, am I right?"
Giroro was seething and his embarrassment was as visible as the little pink blush marks on his cheeks. He stared at the dangly thing between the anatomy man's thighs. "It's called a reproductive organ you idiot!" Keroro just laughed and said with a mocking tone, "I know, Kururu told me all about them. They have the power to make the Pekoponians do whatever you want." At this Keroro began to snicker.
"Is it really that simple sergeant?" Tamama asked with actual interest. "Why of course Tamama, I've been watching these Pekoponian videos that point to none other. I've been studying them very closely…" Keroro threw a tape to Giroro. "You should study these too Giroro, since you seem the most likely to screw this one up, what with your silly feelings for the Pekoponians and all." Giroro looked down at the cover. A naked Pekoponian man was on top of a naked Pekoponian woman.
"What is this?" Giroro's face was glowing red as he dropped the tape, but Keroro picked it up and slid over to Giroros's side side. "You won't be disappointed, I promise. It'll be good knowledge for when you have to try it out yourself." Giroro froze. 'When I try it out… for myself?' Suddenly, images of Natsumi came to mind, unnecessary images of Natsumi... in a bathing suit. Bet you thought I was going to say naked, didn't you?
Drooling in a corner Giroro stood oblivious to Keroro's triumphant cackling. "And then you can take one of the Pekoponians as your eternal slave!" Keroro crossed his arms and laughed some more. Tamama had an interesting glint in his eyes as well, while Dororo felt he could not participate in such a vulgar mission, and Kururu was nowhere to be seen at the time being.
What an interesting turn of events! Will Keroro actually succeed in creating a human harem? Will Giroro be sucked into this devious and outlandish plot of world domination that will most likely fail miserably and bring up many comical situations and misunderstandings along the way? And really, where the heck is Kururu through all of this? He is the only one who could possibly make this scheme semi plausible. He didn't even appear in the first chapter!
"I didn't feel like it ku ku ku."
All of this, and more to come, in the next chapter of Keroro's Space Harem 2! Okay, I made that one up. But hey, it sounded good didn't it?
つづく