A/N: Ok, just for the record, I just started watching this show and I haven't watched much of it. All I did was write this for a friend to prove a point ^_^
One day, the human children decided to have a picnic out in the back of the base. After all, it was such a pretty day and they didn't want to let it go to waste.
The Autobots, of course, had no idea what a "picnic" was. "It's this thing where you go outside with a basket and sit on a blanket and eat", said one of the kids, who seemed to know an awful lot about the topic.
And so, they all went out to enjoy the wonderful sunshine and eat food on a red and white checkered blanket.
All was going well until the Decepticons appeared! "We will destroy all of the Autobots!" They yelled from their ships, "And all of the human children, too!"
Optimus would't let them get away with that. He prepare for battle. Megatron laughed evilly, the way he always does.
The kids watched in awe as one of their heroes pounded Megatron's face in. He eventually surrendered and, somehow, joined their picnic. He sat on the blanket (which happened to be really REALLY big) with Soundwave and Shockwave at his side and watched the human children eat whatever it is that human children eat.
And they all lived happily ever after
The end.