When Emmett gets bored...things get funny!

This was all Emmett's fault! Jasper thought, angrily, as he was hiding under Edward's bed. Unoriginal, but effective. Since Edward had decided to search downtown--or at least, that's what Alice had said--he didn't have to worry about blocking his thoughts. So Jasper let his mind wander over the events that happened in the past few hours...

A few hours ago...

"Come on, Jaz! It'll be fun!" Emmett pleaded.

"No." Jasper refused. "Edward'll kill me, and I don't want to do that to Bella!"

"But I'm booooored-duh!" Emmett whined.

"So?"

Emmett responded by feeling as bored as vampirely possible.

"No."

Emmett thought of paint drying and yawned.

Jasper was beginning to feel bored too..."No!"

Emmett stared intently at the grass, as if trying to watch it grow...

Emmett's boredness was getting harder and harder to ignore now..."NO!"

Emmett could tell that just being bored wasn't going to work. No, he had to be bored and obnoxious! "I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, Jasper's nerves, I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, Jasper's nerves, I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, Jasper's nerves, I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, Jasper's nerves, I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, Jasper's nerves, I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, Jasper's nerves, I know a song that gets on Jasper's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song--"

"STOP!!" Jasper shouted. "Alright, alright! I'll do it!"

"YEEEEEEEEEES!!"

Lunchtime at school...

Jasper sat completely still at the lunch table. Maybe Emmett forgot...He wished, hopefully.

Emmett started humming the Jasper's Nerves song.

Nope. Jasper mentally reached for Bella's emotions. He looked at Emmett, and Emmett grinned. He sighed, and started tampering...

Bella's POV (3rd person)

AUGH!! Stupid Jasper! I can't believe he did that to me!! Bella mentally shouted, thinking about what had happened...

A few hours ago...(again)

Bella was sitting at the Cullen's lunch table--next to Edward of course--and was throwing quick glances at him from under her eyelashes. She knew he loved it, because he was smirking slightly. She also knew she should be angry at his arrogance, but he was just so gorgeous!

Then she noticed Jasper staring at her, and that's where everything went wrong...

a/n: HAHA!! Cliffie! But don't worry, the next chap is on it's way!! ...I think...