Title: That's What She Said
Author: Lacey
Rating: T
Pairing: Bunny
Summary: Kenny won't stop cracking jokes until Butters comes to him crying.
Warnings: "annoying" jokes, some fluff, highschool ages
AN: Okay, so, I heard this kind of conversation go down at school, and had to write this. It was calling me. Also, I shall update on Young and Wasted as soon as I'm done with the flu. :3 For now, I'm typing things up that I already wrote and need to type.
"God, Stan's never gonna come at this rate." Kyle groaned, a little disgruntled.
"That's what she said." Kenny replied, grinning openly. It was freezing out and he and Kyle were waiting for Stan to pick them up at the blond's house.
"Ugh, shut up, Kenny, you're too damn loud."
"That's what she said."
"Kenny, don't make me beat you into submission." This was growled out.
"Oh, that is also what she said." That grin worked up bigger, almost Cheshire-like, now. This seemed to only make Kyle angrier.
"Kenny, if you don't shut up right now, I'll shove my foot so far up your ass you'll taste it."
"Oh, is that a promise, Kylie?" Now, his face was overcome by a smirk.
"Kenny, God help you, I'll kill you myself!" Kyle had been about to lunge, but a small blond beat him to it.
"K-kenny..." Butters sobbed, "I ne-nee-need you!" A black eye was slowly forming on his face.
"That's what sheee~eeeee said~!" Kyle grinned, getting a glare as Kenny steered Butters into his terribly cold house.
AN: Okay, short, but kind of meant to be humorous. :3 Except the last part. D8 Poor abused Butters.