"If I died, would you care?"

Ladybug stared at him in utter confusion. She carefully said her words, as if he was a patient in a mental hospital.

"What?"

"If I died. You now, passed, moved on, went to a better place. Would it matter to you?"

Chat Noir stared at her from across the table. The two were currently at a park in the middle of the night. "Would you cry and sob and totally give up on life in the moment, or would you quickly move on and wait for the next 'Chat Noir'?" His voice was incredibly sour.

"Chaton, where is this coming from?"

Chat Noir shrugged and looked away. Seemingly in thought. "Is this because of that guy, 'Death Bringer' we fought today…? Wait, if this is a prank, Chat, I swear-"

"No. It's not. Not at all."

Ladybug narrowed her eyes and stared at her partner, questioning his emotions. "Minou, you're the only one for me. I would never replace you, you know that. Right?" She asked. Chat Noir groaned and placed his hands over hers. Squeezing the considerably smaller hands tightly.

"That is not what I asked, Ladybug." He stated slowly. Ladybug panicked as she realized he was serious. Going into her Marinette rambling habits.

"Well! Why would you ask me that in the first place?! Huh?! I mean, it was really random, and it's rude because it's like questioning our friendship. I mean, that's just stupid. It's not like I would just let you bleed out of something like that, really, what is that question supposed to mean?! Only a stupid person would ask that, not that you're stupid! Please don't hate me!"

Ladybug took away her hands from his and pulled at her hair nervously. Chat Noir only chuckled, for it was very rare to see his fellow miraculous holder like this.

"Sorry for the 'random question'. I just wanted to know." He said softly.

"Yes." She said. "Of course, I would very much care."

"Good. Glad to know I didn't fall in love with a heartless monster."

"Sure. Just know you're starting to make me question my choice in accepting you as a friend."

"Making people question their decisions in friendship is what I do, Bugaboo."

"Is it really?"

"It is now!"


This just suddenly came to my mind.

I'm getting better at French!

I realize you don't care about my life…

Anyways, hope you enjoyed, please review...you don't have to...it just makes me happy. Nice reviews, anyway.

Love, R.A.