I do not own Hanna is Not a Boy's Name
CRACK FIC. (puts on sunglasses) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ples Tibenoch/Pocket Watch
Cause, if the man can read his Pocket Watch without even looking at the watch face there has to be something going on.
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Ples Tibenoch loves clocks.
He loves clocks so much that his house is filled with them, always ticking in perfect harmony, like a demented choir group.
But there is one clock that he loves best.
Okay, so his pocket watch is a watch, not a clock, but that doesn't matter to Ples. In his eyes (and ears), Pocket Watch makes the most melodious ticks and tocks of all.
Yes, Ples thinks of Pocket Watch with capital letters. Compared to the fact that he is a biomechanical human being (or not human at all), thinking and calling a watch Pocket Watch is not strange at all.
He knows Pocket Watch so well that he can read the time off of Watch's face without even looking.
Ples doesn't expect anyone to understand his deep bond with Pocket Watch. Pocket Watch has been with him through thick and thin, sanity and insanity, and all things in-between. Mere mortals cannot understand the allure of Pocket Watch, with all those shiny smooth gears and sweet tick-tocks and the way that Watch's cover is so smooth against his skin.
Tibenoch loves to drink with Pocket Watch. Pocket Watch is such a good drinking companion, providing wonderful conversation while he drowns himself in bottles and bottles of cheap liquor. It is a pity that nobody understands how superior Pocket Watch is.
If he could have sex with Pocket Watch he would, but there is a chance that he might irreversibly damage his beloved, so he never tries. Pocket Watch on the other hand is willing to go through with the act, saying that since Pocket Watch loves him it would be worth the chance of destruction.
Ples always hugs and thanks Pocket Watch for trying to make him feel better, but he knows he won't ever do it, he loves Pocket Watch too much to risk losing Pocket Watch forever.
Besides if he wants to have sex, he can always use one of his less favored clocks and just pretend it is Pocket Watch.
Besides Pocket Watch doesn't mind, secretly Pocket Watch thinks that watching Ples fuck another clock is really fricking hot.
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Oh Ples…I've made you into more of a freaky-possibly-murderous clock-thing than you already are. But that makes you awesome. Like Pocket Watch.