Hello Banana:

Don't ask why I wrote this... Its ridiculous and makes no sense... Then again neither do I half the time so... :-P

Johanna's POV:

Hmm... I think someone's just been murdered...

Me butting in:

Oh gosh! I hope it's no Alan Rickman!

Back to Johanna:

Please do be quiet! I'm trying to think.

Me:

Sorry...

Johanna:

Where am I?

Why am I in a wooden box?

Oh yeah... Hiding..

Hmm...

*gasp* what was that?

[Light flickers on; Johanna is now practically nose to nose with Jack Sparrow who is holding a banana]

Jack:

Hello... Banana

I don't even know any more...

I watched Sweeney Todd and at the same time I was watching POTC 1 and Jack had that Banana and Anthony was singing Johanna... It just sorta went from there...

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