DISCLAIMERS AT WAR!
Disclaimer- I own everything! MWAHAHAHAAA!
Edward- I beg to differ. Bella owns my heart and Mrs. Meyer created me, so I think that entitles her to calling me hers.
Alice- You own me! WHAT!? Well since you own me, can I have permission to go shopping? I havn't shopped in like, 3 hours!
Jasper- 3 hours!? WOW! A record!
Disclaimer- Yes Alice, of course you have permission to go shopping, but only if I get to go with you.
Alice- The more the merrier!
Alice and Disclaimer run to go shopping.
Emmett- Guys we have to do something. I can't have her controlling what I do! What if she says no sex for a week! I'd die.
Rosalie- Yeah you're right we can't let her control us.
Edward- Then let the games begin. grins evilly
Jasper- Grins psychotically
Emmett- Grins Mischievously
Rosalie- Can't we just grin?
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward- NO!
Rosalie- Whatever
Alice and Disclaimer skip back in, their arms loaded with bags
Alice- So what did we miss?
Rosalie- Um nothing…Grins Innocently
Emmett- Now you got it Rose!
Disclaimer- Got what?
Emmett- NOTHING!
Disclaimer- If you don't tell me then no sex for a mon-
Emmett- LA LA LA LA!
I can't hear you!
Disclaimer- Yes you can! You're a vampire! You can hear me even if you don't want to!
Emmett- LA LA LA LAAAAA!
Disclaimer- growls
Embry- Sexy
Jasper- Where did you come from?
Embry- La Push
Jasper- Thanks for clarifying. sarcasm
Embry- My pleasure
Jasper- Growls
Embry- NOT sexy
Alice- WAS TOO!
Embry- WAS NOT!
Alice- WAS TOO!
Embry- WAS NOT!
Alice- WAS TOO!
Embry- Seeing as I'm a GUY, I think you should be happy I don't think Jasper's growls are sexy.
Alice- Oh yeah
THE END! Let
me know if you think I should continue and let them really get
Disclaimer back.
And now for the real disclaimer- I don't own Twilight.