Ok, So here's my incredibly random multi chapter fic (hopefully if people like it) in which me (Rachel) and my friend Cathy end up in the world of Sweeney Todd and we embark on a quest of sorts with the help of other characters which we pick up along the way. (Will turn into a crossover) I'm not going to say too much. (don't want to spoil the plot!) Please R+R!
Day 1:
[Rachel and Cathy are walking in the park, Talking about baby names, God only knows why but they are]
Cathy: Maybe like... Jimmy?
Rachel: Jimmy? Sounds like Benjamin...*Giggles* BENJAMIN BARKER!
Cathy: Oh great here we go...
Rachel: [Starts singing 'The worst pies in London' rather loudly]
Cathy: SHUT UP!
Rachel: Sorry... you made a pie yeah?
Cathy: Yeah.
Rachel: Wasn't it some sort of disgusting meat and apple thing?
Cathy: NO! It was two pies! One meat and one apple!
Rachel: Whatever...
Cathy: Hey! What's that?
[There's something shiny on the ground]
Rachel: [Picks it up] Its a razor!
Cathy: Ewwww! Drop it!
Rachel: No. Its clean. And really pretty.
Cathy: Give me a look!
Rachel: No!
Cathy: Give it here!
[Start fighting over razor. Cathy grabs at razor, as soon as she puts her hand on it Rachel and Cathy both disappear]
[Queue: Dr who opening title with Rachel and Cathy holding the razor and flying about the place screaming]
Rachel: Oooffff!
Cathy: Ouch!
[They are both lying face down on a cobbled street in 18th century London]
Rachel: Bugger
Cathy: Where are we?
Rachel: Oh my god! [points in a north-westerly direction]
Cathy: Are you serious?
Rachel: I think we have his razor... Come on lets go give it to him!
[Run over to Sweeney Todd who is walking towards Mrs. Lovett's pie shop]
Rachel: Sir! Mr Todd!
Sweeney: [Turns around with a raised eyebrow to see Rachel and Cathy running towards him like... I dunno... a pair of mad yolks]
Rachel: Hello!
Sweeney: How did you know my name?
Cathy: Never mind that! Rachel; give it to him!
Rachel: Huh? Oh yeah! Here ya go mate I think this is yours.
Sweeney: *gasp* These are my friends...
Rachel: Eh... Save that for later mate.
Sweeney: [shrugs]
[All continue on their merry way to Mrs. Lovett's shop]
[All enter shop]
Mrs. Lovett: *gasp* Some customers! [Starts singing and shoos Rachel, Sweeney and Cathy into a booth] Did ye's come here fer a pie like? [Gives pie to Sweeney]
Cathy: Ahhh... Don't...never mind...
Sweeney: [spits pie everywhere]
Cathy: Gross.
Mrs. Lovett: [Gives Rachel some ale]
Rachel: I don't like ale... here [passes it to Sweeney]
Sweeney: [Drinks ale and makes that queer choking noise]
Cathy: Now don't spit that every where!
Mrs. Lovett: [Is still banging away in the background] Times is haaaaarrrrrddddd! [squishes bug]
Rachel: [ Wrinkles nose in disgust]
Mrs. Lovett: Trust me deary.. It's gonna take a lot more than ale to was that taste out... Come wiv me.
[All Follow Mrs. Lovett to back room]
Mrs. Lovett: [Grabs Sweeney by the shoulders] I know who you are...
Sweeney: Who?
Mrs. Lovett: [Whispers dramatically] Benjamin Barker...
Cathy: *Gasp*
Rachel: *sneeze* Sorry
Sweeney: Bless you.
Rachel: Thanks.
Mrs. Lovett: 'Ello? I said you was Benjamin Barker!
Sweeney: Wot? Oh yeah... NO! Not barker... That man is dead... Its Todd now... Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge...
Mrs. Lovett: Ok... Ooooh! Come wiv me again...
Rachel: [Mumbles disappointed] we didn't get any gin...
[All go upstairs to the barber shop]
Mrs. Lovett: [gives Sweeney his Razors]
Rachel: Ahh! There you go mate sing away!
Sweeney: These are my friends...
Cathy: That's kinda sad isn't it?
Rachel: What is?
Cathy: Billy no-mates over there
Rachel: Oh yeah... He does have some friends...
Cathy: Pieces of metal don't count as friends
Rachel: Oh well then...
Cathy: Their very good...
Rachel: Agreed
Sweeney: [To Mrs. Lovett] Leave me...
[Exit Mrs. Lovett]
Sweeney: How did you two get here?
Rachel and Cathy: [Explain about razor, chatter chatter]
Sweeney: *grunts*
[All go talk to Mrs. Lovett]
Mrs. Lovett: Are you all staying here?
Rachel: Yeah.
Mrs. Lovett: I have the back room you can set up...
Cathy: Yes very good, but... lets talk 'bout this later.
Rachel:Yeah, We need to go to the market.
Mrs. Lovett: Why?
Cathy: 'Cus we do.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh yeah! I need new pie ingredients!
Sweeney: [Gives an involuntary shudder]
That's it for this chapter! Tell me if you like it please, feedback is much appreciated! Review!
The Crossover-y bit will be in the next chapter with the arrival of a very special guest! :-O
I wonder who it'll be...