Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, I would've screwed it up long ago :)
This was really intended as a one-shot, the after effects of spending three hours reading RenIchi fluff, but it fixed my writer's block, so I went with it!! I'm attempting to broaden my range of stories.
So, have fun, enjoy the oddities, and forgive my bad describing tactics! :P
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Wake Up Call
"I--CHI--GOOOO!" Isshin came twirling in on his toes, looking somewhat like a psychopathic ballerina, and proceeded to leap around the little room. "You have a viiiisitoooooor!!" He spun out, voice booming through the house. "Where're my beautiful girls?!"
Good lord, what a way to start his morning. A mess of orange spikes appeared on the bed, followed by a sleep-glazed pair of chocolate-brown eyes. "And they wonder why I swear I'm adopted." He stood from the bed and stretched, plodding to the window, letting the sun warm his bare chest. Ichigo could care less about greeting people in his pajamas, which consisted of a pair of boxers. One got used to it pretty quickly, what with his family appearing in his room unannounced on an hourly basis.
"Mornin, Strawberry." He felt the cool fingers at his waist and spun around, his eyes wide and face flushed.
"R-renji..." His mind took a moment to process who was holding him before his usual scowl returned to his face. "You bastard, what're you doing?!" He shoved the taller male and growled. "Stupid Pineapple..."
"Aw, come on Ichi...don't be like that. You know you like it." The redhead wrapped his arms around him once more and pulled him close, closing the previous distance of their bodies. He leaned in and pressed his lips to the boy's, pulling away when his response started, he smiled and rested his forehead on the teen's. "Love ya, Berry-head."
Ichigo blushed, and returned the smile. "Love you too...Pineapple."
Both failed to notice the girl crouched in the closet, camera in hand. Her purple eyes gleamed with mischief, and she burst out, jamming herself between the two and waving the camera triumphantly. "You two fruits are screwed!! Muahahahahaha!" She jumped out the window, stuffed rabbit flying behind, and charged down the street. They blinked in shock, their screams carrying after her.
"RUKIA!!"
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O-o Rukia + camera BOOM, mass chaos ensues!! I'm writing notes to add space, cuz I realize this chapter is kinda short, which makes me sad, but hey!! cut me some slack, it was intended as a one-shot :P next chapter comin ASAP!! (I'm writing two other stories ya know, a girl can only do so much!!)