For Stormysongbird, because she said we had a duty as Storm fans to educate the masses. If you're looking for quality fic, look somewhere else! First of seven mini-chapters.
The paperboys at the Bayville branch of the Daily Bugle have a myth about the infamous Xavier mansion.
"Aw shit, I have the House of Freaks for the next three weeks!"
"What? Man, I wish we could trade routes! Damn!"
"What the heck, man? Why would you even?"
"Dude! Don't you know?"
"Know what?"
"They say if you get there early enough, you'll see this hot chick flying way above the mansion without any clothes on!"
"... Shut up! No way that's true!"
"Dude! Come on!"