I don't like lying to you Haruhi…

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Kyouya P.O.V
The moment when I heard Haruhi fell into the ocean because those stupid bastards pushed her in. While me the coolest headed and responsible member of the host club; went errrrh what's the word I'm looking for? Ah, insane with worry, I'm not supposed to care about her but well, I do. Sigh how did this even begin?

*-Flashback-*
"Ahhhhhh! Somebody help they just threw Haruhi into the ocean!" our customer screamed at the edge of the cliff. I looked up and saw Haruhi falling down the side of the cliff now it's my turn to shout "Haruhi! Hang on I'm coming! Hang on!" I then proceed to throw my glasses out of my hand and it just so happen to get flung against some damn rock. Oh well, I presume Haruhi is more important since after all, my glasses are replaceable, Haruhi, not so much! As I reach the edge of the cliff I then prove to dive head-first to where me AND Tamaki pull her out of the water. When we reached the little archipelago beach like thing connected to the villa where we are residing that night. I'm pretty sure I panicked since after all since I do remember yelling at her these words to her 'Haruhi, hey! Wake up! P-please!' I'm left shocked since I never cry or have my voice break like it did when I thought Haruhi wouldn't wake up after she fell. Later she woke up in Tamaki's arms it was a day to be heart-broken over so I sigh get cleaned up and go meet everyone else downstairs for a dinner of fancy seafood.

_Flashback time break_

Then I remember her running to my bathroom and slamming the door shut as she then proceeded to throw up all her fancy food. I shy and try to move on with my repairs on those glasses… losing track of time I find that she came and is standing in front of me she apologizes and asks where my glasses went I say "Oh, I lost them…" she nods and I proceed to show her just how female she really is since that argument after dinner. The funniest thing she said to me was that she knows that I won't do anything to her just because I don't have anything to gain for it. Sigh to bad she doesn't know how wrong she is I laugh as I sit on top of her wondering what to say back to her; I just get up as soon as do Tamaki shows up I simply walk out after telling him where to find whatever he was asking me for. As I walked out I sigh again as I pull out my glasses from my pocket. I continue talking to myself "Oh, Haruhi if you only knew how foolish I truly am; I keep chasing after someone who won't benefit me, it is you maybe damn it all!" I then walk off to track the yen spent on what happened today and oooooh it won't be cheap I give a forfeiting sigh and go to the main office in the mansion.

_END OF THE FLASHBACK_

Oh yeah that's how it all began, Haruhi. AHHHG Haruhi what have you done to me? I don't know and now my reputation is at stake as the Shadow King which I was so rightfully called oh Haruhi, Haruhi.

_ Authors Note

Kyouya: Kimono-Tiger-Girl! You make me look like I'm in love!

Me: Welllllll you're supposed to be!

Kyouya: Lies!

Me; GO FIND HARUHI *gives off a petrifying glare*

Kyouya: Y-yes mame *gulps and runs off*

sorry but Kyouya has made me host the host club this evening I know my apologies, and yes pun intended, well I want to know what you think please review, if possible no flames just helpful hints… one shot for now unless reviews say otherwise….. thank you for r reading if you did :} R&R PLZ!