Thirteen walked into the dimly lit room, looking around suspiciously. She wasn't sure where she was, or how she had gotten there, but she was getting an eerie feeling.

"Sit" The voice came from whoever was sitting in the large backed computer chair facing away from Thirteen. Behind it was a wooden desk with several papers on it, and a blue plastic chair sat on the opposite side from the more comfortable looking chair.

"Do I have to?"

"Yes" Thirteen did what she was told, sitting in the chair and looking around. The floor was black, the walls to her left and right were black, the wall behind her was black, and the ceiling was black. Alternatively the wall behind the desk was a lovely shade of maroon.

"I think you know why you're here" The voice was clearer now, as the chair turned around to reveal a young girl who looked suspiciously like Thirteen. She pulled a nameplate out of nowhere and placed it on her desk. Thirteen took a second to read it, "Remy" Well, wasn't that strange?

"Actually no"

"Really?" Remy shuffled around the papers on her desk and rolled her eyes, "Dammit, I knew I should have made sure Kenneth was around to brief you. Okay fine, watch this." She clapped and a screen appeared against the maroon wall. Thirteen watched as the clip of her and Foreman from the preview for next week's episode played. When it was over the screen disappeared and Remy tilted her reading glasses down so she could glare at Thirteen over the top of them.

"As you can see," she began, pushing her glasses back into place, "You are partaking in an inappropriate relationship that must be stopped."

Thirteen rolled her eyes and contemplated getting up and walking out, but she wasn't sure there was actually a floor beneath her feet and found it safer to stay seated. Still, she was unsure of how to respond to her younger counter part.

"Is dating a coworker so wrong?" She asked finally. Remy shook her head,

"Absolutely not, I support many coworker couples, Chase and Cameron, Jim and Pam,"

"Who?"

"Never mind. The point is that you and Foreman just don't work as a couple because he's gross and you aren't"

"Thank you?"

"You're Welcome. Now, I need you to break up with Foreman…in fact I need you to not go out with him in the first place, Mmkay?" Remy asked, now sitting Indian style in her chair and waiting for Thirteen's response.

"Umm, no. I like him. I'm not going to stop liking him because you call him gross and tell me that I'm not allowed to like him." Thirteen wanted desperately wanted to get up and leave now, but aside from the lack of floor, she was also pretty sure there was no door to get out. Remy clapped again and her magic screen reappeared with one word on it, "Foreteen"

"Now look, this would be your couple name. It's another number. Do you want that? You want another number!? It isn't even a prime number! It's divisible by two and seven!!" Remy said, getting irrationally upset. Thirteen smartly chose not to comment, staying silent until the word on the screen changed and her mouth dropped open in surprise.
"Kudley!?"

"Actually, it's pronounced more like cuddly…"

"That's me and Kutner! Why would you put us together!? That makes even less sense than me and Foreman" Thirteen cried in exasperation. Remy sighed, was it time to go to the last resort yet? She let Thirteen vent a little longer.

"Kutner's a geek! All he does is watch Star Trek and talk about the time Neil Patrick Harris stole his car while he and his room mate were driving to get burgers…" Finally Remy snapped, pulling a silver chain with a unicorn charm attached out of her pocket and beginning to swing it back and forth in front of Thirteen's face.

"Follow the unicorn…back and forth…come on, follow the unicorn" Remy watched while Thirteen got a dazed look on her face, watching the unicorn charm swing back and forth in front of her face.

"Good, now repeat after me…you do not like Foreman"

"I do not like Foreman…"

"You hate Foreman"

"I hate Foreman"

"When ever Foreman tries to talk to you, you will turn and leave the room."

"When ever Foreman tries to talk to me I will kick him then turn and leave the room."

"Nice touch! Okay, You are madly in love with Kutner"

"I am madly in love with Kumar" Remy frowned,
"No, Kutner"

"Kutner"

"Right…now when I count to ten and three fourths you will fall asleep. When you wake up you will be back In Princeton Plainsboro, and you won't remember any of this except for the hating Foreman and being in love with Kutner parts" Remy counted to ten and three fourths and Thirteen woke up to find herself in the differential room at Princeton-Plainsboro. Taub was standing in front of her, looking annoyed,

"What just happened" Thirteen asked, rubbing her eyes and silently cursing the large window letting in too much light.

"You fell asleep. It's a good thing you woke up before House got here, remember what he did to Kutner?" Taub said, smirking slightly as he went to get himself a cup of coffee. Thirteen didn't respond, rubbing her head and frowning. She felt like she had just had a really strange dream, but she couldn't quite remember it…

"Remy, where'd you put my calculator?" Remy's sister Ray wandered into the kitchen to find her younger sister staring intently at the television screen, a grin plastered across her face.

"Look" Remy pointed at the television screen and Ray rolled her eyes, of course, she had forgotten it was Tuesday. Humoring her little sister Ray watched as on the screen Foreman tried to talk to Thirteen and instead of responding Thirteen kicked him, then proceeded to leave the differential room and stand out in the hallway.

"Why is she doing that?" Ray asked. Remy threw her head back and laughed evilly before putting on a calm face and turning to her sister,

"Because I told her to"

"You are one evil little child"

A/N: YAY! So, like I said, Read, Breathe, Repeat and everything will be Okay. Also, please review somewhere in that process. To help with the healing process I will be creating a collection of "Kudley" fics, at least one a week, until "Foreteen" is abolished. Also, if you are a Kudley supporter the "Kudley Army" has been started. It is a C2 and we are trying to get lots of people to subscribe and/or join the staff (you don't actually have to do anything as staff member) If you are interested in becoming staff please PM me and I'll make sure you get added :)

-Remy