Title: Innocent.
Pairing: AkuRoku

Happy AkuRoku Day~! (for yesterday)

"What's an erection?" Roxas asked his best friend innocently.

Axel almost chocked on his ice cream. After coughing for a few moments, Axel calmed down and was able to talk.

"Why? And where did you hear that word?"

"I heard some kids over in Twilight Town talking about it. That and a few other things."

"Do you seriously want me to tell you?" Axel asked. He really didn't want to tell the blonde and kill his innocent mind.

"Well yeah. I thought you would know."

Axel rubbed the back of his neck. "How do I explain this? Umm.. Have you ever felt something different down there?"

"Down there? My feet?"

"No. A bit higher."

"My knees?"

"Still a bit higher." Axel was slowly regretting agreeing to answering this question. He didn't want to taint his best friend's innocent mind.

"Axel. You're making no sense. Can't you just show me?"

As much as Axel wanted to, he couldn't. Time to change to topic. "Maybe later. What else were they talking about?"

"Umm.. One of the boys asked the girl if she'd give him a blow job. She said to go do it himself. What's a blow job and how do you do it yourself?"

Axel was now slowly going crazy. How do you explain these things to someone even if they are you're best friend? Roxas noticed Axel wasn't responding. It was starting to annoy him. Axel was his best friend. He trusted him with stuff like this. That's why he wanted Axel to tell him.

"When a girl gives... and a boy... kind of like an ice cream only..." Axel didn't know where to start. He could feel Roxas staring at him.

"So it has something to do with an icecream?" Roxas asked. Axel took this as an oppotunity to make something up. He wouldn't be able to tell Roxas the truth.

"Umm... yeah. It's when someone blows on an icecream when gives it to someone else." Axel lied.

"Oh. So to do it yourself you would just blow on it?"

"Yeah." Axel was proud of himself. He had managed to make Roxas fall for the lie.

"But why do people do it?" Roxas was full of questions.

"Umm... well... I guess if they like the person enough they'll do it for them." Axel replied. He looked at Roxas. Roxas looked deep in thought. Axel twirled his icecream stick around in his fingers a few times before flicking it over the edge of the Clock Tower, trying to hit a passerby. Sadly he missed his target. The pair sat for a few minutes in silence.

"Could I give you a blow job?" Roxas asked. Axel just stared at Roxas in shock for a few moments before remembering the lie he had told the blonde.

"Why would you want to do that?"

"Well... because I like you. I mean you are my best friend."

"But we dont have anymore icecream."

"Well lets go get some more then.." Roxas stood up and held out his hand to help his friend up. As soon as Axel was up, Roxas pushed him against the clock tower wall.

"Roxas, what the-" Axel started.

"You're a terrible liar. You know that?" Roxas interupted. He looked up to Axel's face. The red head look so confused. Roxas laughed to himself and started playing with the zipper on Axel's cloak. Axel finally clicked to what was going on.

"You knew the whole time. You-" He stopped talking to look down at Roxas who was slowly pulling the zipper down on his cloak. Axel caught his hand which caused the blonde to look up. "You wish." Said the read head before spinning the two around and pinning Roxas to the wall. Axel managed to keep both Roxas' hands above his head with one hand. The other hand started to unzip the blonde's cloak.

"You want to know what a blow job is Roxas? Let me show you." Axel purred into the blonde's ear.

Really short. I'm sorry. I just wanted to get something up for AkuRoku day... which was yesterday. -_-'