Friends With Benefits
A Glee Fan Fiction
Chapter 1
Noah Puckerman really needed a new sex pal. He was depending on cougars now, and most of them no longer needed their pools cleaned with the suddenly cold weather that came with fall in Ohio. He was a sex shark, and he was supposed to always be moving forward, but instead, he was in some kind of sleep mode. So, it was only understandable that he was scanning the New Directions female population for a nice new victim when he was supposed to be listening to Mr. Shuester, the annoying spanish teacher discuss their assignment for the week. He was pretty sure it had something to do with duets.
Santana Lopez? Yeah, he'd been there. He'd done that-many times. It didn't work out well. She grew a little bit too attached to him, even though they weren't exactly dating. That sickened him a little bit. He was a no-strings-attached type of guy, after all. He was in this for one thing-sex. And that was all he wanted to get from it.
Brittany Pierce? She was sexy as sin, that couldn't be argued, but she was Santana's best friend. Sure, she wasn't the brightest crayon in the Crayola box, but that didn't mean she'd turn on her best friend for a chance to get into bed with Puck. Anyways, Puck was pretty sure that Santana and Brittany had some sort of arrangement of their own-and while he'd normally be all over that, it brought him back to the aforementioned Santana problem.
Quinn Fabray? He'd already tapped that one, and it had ended in disaster. He wasn't even sure why he'd ever done it, looking back. It didn't matter though, because while she was single and had finally admitted to the baby being his, Puck wanted nothing to do with the psycho, hormonal crack pot that was the beautiful, blonde head cheerleader with a nice ass. After all, she'd told him that he was nothing more than a Lima Loser just a few weeks ago. And Puck did not want to be with somebody as ignorant as her, judging him because of family life.
Well, that cut out every single Cheerio in the club. Except for one.
Mercedes Jones? Well, she was a diva. Puck didn't mind a lot of woman, and he didn't care about color or anything like that, but she was just much too much for him. He'd dated her for a short while, after all, and he'd always been told what to do and what not to by her. That wasn't something that Puck enjoyed hearing from his girlfriend. She was supposed to do as he requested, after all.
He shook his head as he tried to figure out who was worthy of the school's local bad-ass. The guy with a permanent record larger than his biceps.
Tina Cohen-Chang? Well, that could work. She was rather nice looking, and she was awfully quiet, which made Puck believe she wouldn't be bossy or too clingy. She also had a streak for being a bit of a bad ass herself. Still, Puck couldn't do anything to hurt Artie Abrams-he was in a wheel chair, for god's shake, and Puck didn't steal girls from crippled kids. It just wasn't cool and it wasn't acceptable.
"Noah?" Puck looked up to see Rachel Berry, the only female Jewish girl in all of McKinley standing in front of him. There was something special about her that allowed her to call him Noah, while everybody else called him Puck-or else they would be forced to see stars and walk around with at least a black eye. "Would you like to be my duet partner for this week's assignment?" She asked sweetly, clasping her hands together behind her back as she smiled at him.
Puck had to admit that this girl was beautiful, in every single way imaginable. She had a lovely smile and that Jewish face, with long, flowing dark hair and eyes to match. Her skin was tanned evenly and then she had a body to kill. She was short, yet her legs managed to be long and seemingly endless with their toned muscles. She was skinny, with soft subtle curves that led to a secret, sneaky kind of hot that always made him want more of her. And, they had dated for a brief period of time, and he had to admit that she was one heck of a kisser.
"Yeah, sure," Puck smiled lazily back at her, leaning back in his chair.
His mission for a new sex buddy was one hundred percent accomplished, all because of lame 's stupid assignment and Rachel Berry's anger at Finn Hudson.