"Bored" Sherlock muttered as he lay on the couch and shot bullets into a yellow smiley face he had drawn on the wall with spray paint.
"John"..."John my phone". Sherlock waited "John, my phone...oh wait he out on a date, this relationship won't last long". He sat up and rubbed his temples with his fingers. A he did he heard the door to 221B Baker Street open and one, no two sets of footsteps proceeding up the stairs. The voice where chatting merely, and Sherlock almost laughed. Things where about to get a little interesting. The footsteps had stopped and the voice where on the other side of the door, John seemed to be inviting the other person in. Sherlock looked at the door and then walked to his room "I've we a going to have company, I had better go put on my pants"
John pushed the door to their flat open.
"Sherlock we have company"
Sherlock reappeared "yes, hello, you must be" he looked her over "John's new girlfriend".
She spoke "yes, my name is Mary"
John clapped his hand "Mary I am going to make tea"
"Oh wonderful" she smiled
John walked to the kitchen and as he past Sherlock he muttered "don't you dare acre this one away, if you do, so help me god"
Sherlock simply smiled, and when John left the room he turned back to Mary.
"Wow I am completely surprised that John actually you are female"
Mary looked at Sherlock a little startled. "What..What do you mean"
"Oh common drop the act"
Mary smiled "very good Sherlock, no tell me how to improve"
"One, when you where walking up the stairs your footsteps where louder and heavier then those of a girls. Two when talking to John outside the flat you were the more dominate one, asking to come in rather then being invited, which is a more manly trait. And three, you have tried to hide it using your scarf, but your Adam's apple is clearly visible, which completely destroyed your whole act"
"As I said before Sherlock, well done". Mary reached up and pulled of a wig and took off his scarf, revealing a smiling Jim Moriarty.
"I should have know, the clues where obvious"
John returned from the kitchen carrying three tea cups and a tea pot on a tray. "Sherlock why is there a jar of eyes in the..." He looked up and saw Jim. "Sherlock why is he standing in the middle of our flat, and what in earth did you do with Mary?"
Moriarty laughed "I don't know why you keep this one Sherlock, he is rather slow"
Sherlock breathed in ignoring his comment "Why are you here?"
"Well I came with a warning"
"Why would you warn us?"
"Sherlock, the same reason you shot the wall, I was bored, and decided to have some fun".
Sherlock blinked his face emotionless "and what is the warning?"
"Well you see, there is actually three warnings"
"So tell me all of them"
Moriarty smiled and sat down on the couch and poured himself tea. He took a sip "One, count the shadows". He took another sip of tea "And two, don't blink". He finished his tea and set the cup down, gathered his wig and scarf and walked out the door.
Sherlock ran after him "and the third warning what was it?"
Jim stopped and turned "Don't trust the madman in the blue box Sherlock". He finished walking down the stairs and then walked out the door.
Sherlock walked back in to their flat and shut the door
"Sherlock why was he in our flat, and why did he pretend to be my date" practically yelled.
Sherlock walked over to the window and looked out watching an angel statue on the other buildings roof. "I don't know yet John, but I have a feeling we will find out quite soon" he said turning away from the angel to have the inside of their flat once again.