The spelling and grammar may not be perfect, but i have school, homework, a fish tank, a dog, and friends to take care of before i can write this. So i mainly write it right before i go to bed, when i have the most ideas. Thats why there are a couple mistakes. Whatever. Also i tried to keep the original characters personalities as similiar as possible, but theyre not perfect. And this takes place 5 years after zim arrives (hes in tenth grade now) so you could say they changed a little during that time.

Zim, Dib, and Gaz and other irken characters and technology belong to jhonen vasquez and nickelodeon.

- 5 years after Zim arrived on Earth

"We have a mission for you Sar. We need you to find Zim and then exterminate him from the universe." "I see" Sar says. She as well as every other irken knew the horror Zim has caused the the irkens in impending doom, killing 2 tallest, and 7 years of power outtages.

Tallest red "Zim is causing too many problems and delays. And although he can be good for a laugh, he'll find a way to destroy the armada if we let him live."

"yeah" purple says as popcorn cascades out of his mouth.

"Do you understand?" red asks, his ruby orb eyes watching me intently.

"yes, my tallest." they act like a God. They bug me, greatly, but I'd be destroyed if they ever knew that.

I load my supplies and new SIR robot onto my ripper. Unlike Zim, I have located a small wormhole that travels approximately from the solar system beside Irks to the planet Jupiter in the earths solar system. In the 5 days in the wormhole I can create another SIR robot and learn about the humans and most important of all, spy on Zim.

My assigned SIR robot is named kaos. It stands for Killer Assailant Optimum System. It's also like the human word for disaster and malfunction. I am to use this to doom zim with destroying his base and weapons. This SIR has big neon purple eyes and follows orders most of the time.

"Ok, kaos. Lets see what Zim is doing." I take my incredibly powerful telescope and see him at an odd table. He has a wig on and is reluctantly eating square food units while a strangely cute voice screams when he rejects a plate of the food. "thats enough of that... He must have a defective SIR unit. Just one weakness we shall prey on."

Later I search through a book of earth animalia and find a fierce looking flying animal called a hawk that would be a good disguise for kaos.

"kaos, what do you think of this one?"

"ooh i'd look cool!.. Wait.. Yes master, it looks scary."

"Ok we'll make your disguise when we get there." tonight i start on the next SIR unit. This is gonna take a while.

- the next day

28 earth hours later, I finish jade, an incredibly advanced SIR. She has green eyes and swift and deadly movements. Her earth disguise shall be a fox. Her name stands for Job (assistant) Advanced Douche Eliminator. I came up with that myself, the douche being Zim, of course.

"Time to make my earth disguise to fit in with the inhabitants of this dirt ball" I muttered. I look at hundreds of people styles and decide to be a female in adolescence. My 'hair' has two buns that is a mix of golden color, red color, and brown color. My eyes will be closer to the color of the H2O, with things called pupils and irises. The clothes are supposed to change everyday, so I picked out a selection of interchangeble outfits for my hologram. I'll look perfectly like the homo sapiens, besides the fact my hologram cant perfectly cover up my dark irken skin. The only reason Taks could was because she was exceptionally pale.

- 4 days later

"We are almost there jade." I was currently fixing kaos main brain control in his head so he could fly like a earth bird could.

"whats that mistress?" she asks innocently and points at a blue/green ball.

"zims planet." I say as I snap shut kaos's head. "Also known as planet earth. Im going to send out a irken signal to find his base, and we'll create ours near there." We find his base, and make a base not far to walk to from there.

Mine looks more like a human house. But I have something called a pool to deter him, as irkens skin burns from the acidicy in water pollutants. But some earth ingredients can protect me from that. It looks like one story from the outside, a plain rectangular shape made of rock mixed with water and hardened. It is tan in color, and the roof is made of brown metal. There are mysterious plants with fronds on top of them, and small plants called grass that you cut that make an outdoor carpet. In the back beside the pool is a large tree with a wooden treehouse in it for my telescope. There is an elevator that goes up and down the trunk.

The inside of the home is small, with a place for eating food, an entertainment center. A place where humans do revolting things for hygiene, and a room with a large comfy cushion that humans need to be unconscious for several hours a day. If you press a part of a wall in the hallway it opens to an elevator, which leads to my base. It is layed out similiar to zims, but mine is bigger and more advanced. My "parents" are just a hypnotized couple in their late thirties in earth years. One has brown hair and the other blonde. Their story is we move around alot for the father job and they met at college.

- the next morning

Apparently I have to go to a place called hiskool and encounter zim almost every day. Although it will take up my time, it may help my operation.

I select a yellow non-sleeved shirt with a short blue skirt with my hologram face which I added freckles to at the last minute. Anyways, Jade will monitor the base while kaos is searching through zims base for his SIR unit and make him even more dysfunctional.

I look at a map on he computer and find the location of the skool and use a human skateboard to get there.

I look through the crowd and I can spot him instantly. He is so obvious with his invader uniform and green skin. I mean, I may have slightly green skin because my hologram only works so well, But he is so obvious. I managed to convince the leader of the skool to make me be in all his classes. Zim eyes me suspiciously, but then shrugs and turns away.

"I want you all to all to meet the new addition to the class, Sar." Mr. Waynerd says. I try to smile as it is a greeting to these inferior creatures.

"why is your skin green like zims?" a blue haired girl asks. I panic for a moment, but come up with a fine excuse.

"It's the newest fashion statement this year... For girls." zim gives me a nasty look,and I smile back.

I walk over to the uncomfy chair where I must sit in for hours of my mission, but it is vital to be close to Zim. Maybe dissing him wasnt a good idea, I thought. Oh well, I'll make it up to him.

Later, I return home in a sprinkle of water from the sky. Such weird weather, hopefully kaos got back and stuck to the plan and didn't short circuit in the rain. Although he is supposed to destroy zim, he doesnt always follow orders. I return relieved to find kaos and jade unharmed.

I ask Kaos "So, did you mess up the GIR unit?"

"No, GIRS my friend, I couldn't."

"oh well"

GIR is practicing yoga with the scary monkey show on the TV. "Hiya masta!"

"Hello GIR."

"I played with Kaos today!"

"Chaos?"

"yeah! We did yoga!" Zim brushes away the remark, figuring it to be the monkey or one of GIRs toys like the pig or the octopus.

"Computer, give Zim a analysis of my geography homework. I have no time for learning about the earth now, i must work on my new project for earths DOOM !"

Later I march over to the 'couch' and sit with my minions. "What type of food was zim eating when we spied on him computer? "

"searching. A morning meal called waffles."

"hmm, make me some."

"yes, Sar." 10 or so minutes later, I took a bite of the toasty square units, or waffles.

"not bad."

"Computer, what are some challenges of zims since his arrival?.."

"Well, theres a large headed boy named Dib that knows his true identity."

"good, good."

"but the greater population believes him to be insane."

"haa!"

"a relative of his also knows hes an alien but thinks he will never be able to succeed with anything."

"So true.. Tell me more about this Dib."