Note: This mentions... er... the Latin word for 6 in it. If you are made uncomfortable by that, don't read it. For those who don't know, the Latin word for 6 is sex.
Gandalf placed the crown on Aragorn's head. Aragorn then sang a few words. It went something like this:
"Giberish, gibberish, gib-gib-gib-giberish gibberish rish rish."
Then, he saw Arwen.
"Aragorn whatever-the-heck-your-last-name-is! Where have you been all this time!" She then slapped him in the face so hard that he fell off the city, and caught on fire from a torch held by a soldier.
"Thus ends the rule of Agragorn whatever-the-heck-your-last-name-is, son of Arathrorne whatever-the-heck-your-last-name-is" said Gandalf. "Oh, and will someone mate with him before he actually dies so we can have a king? And what is it will all the high-ups in gondor lighting themselves on fire then jumping off the edge of high citys?"
It was pointed out that Aragorn did not technically light himself on fire, but Gandalf dismissed that.
So, how was it? Short, I know, I was going through my general random ideas file and found this and decided to post it. Review and tell me your opinion!