SpongeBob

It was a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob Squarepants awoke in his bed in his Pineapple home after his blow horn blew.

"Good morning, world!" Spongebob exclaims before turning off his unique alarm. As he gets out of bed, fully clothed, he passes by his pet snail, Garry.

"Hi Garry!" Spongebob says in his typical happy tone.

Garry makes an annoyed looking face before he lets out a "meow".

Spongebob however takes offense to this.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? YOU SON OF A BITCH," he yells at the top of his lungs, causing Garry's eyes to go wide. Spongebob would move his knee to Garry's shell, kneeing him out of his bedroom window. Spongebob quickly takes a leap out of the broken window as he splashes his bloody, wounded pet snail.

"You fucking ingrate!" Spongebob yells once again as he continuously punches Garry. He repeatedly punches his pet snail, even going as far as breaking his shell open. Within minutes, Garry was a bloody corpse laying on the ground.

As Spongebob continued to punch his dead pet, his best friend, the pink starfish, Patrick, comes walking by.

"Hi Spongebob! What are you and Garry do-" but he was cut off by Spongebob taking a piece of glass that was on the ground and jabbing it in his eye, causing blood to shoot out as he runs around in immense pain.

"AHHHHHHHHH! AHH! OOOH! AHHH!" Patrick screams in pain. Spongebob breaths heavily as he runs madly after him, pouncing on top of the starfish as he mounts on his fallen body, putting his arms on his knees as he sits on his back, pulling on his head thus applying pain to the neck and back.

"YOU FUCKING FAT PINK PIECE OF SHIT!" Spongebob hollers as he rips Patrick's head clean off of his shoulders, tossing it somewhere.

As the yellow sponge looks around, he see's Squidward sunbathing outside in his back yard. Spongebob screams at the top of his lungs as he runs over towards him.

Squidward, seeing him, raised an eyebrow. "Oh, Spongebob. Why must he ruin my d-" but he was cut off as well as Spongebob nailed a flying kick, ramming his shoe straight through the blue squid's eye, impaling him thus killing the sea animal.

As Spongebob walks away, he journeys to the Krusty Krab for work.

"I'm ready! I'm ready!"