Haley-Hello everyone!
Aaron-Hi :D
Haley-Anyways ^-^0 This little fic was writtin by me and my friend Aaron Just yesterday.
Aaron-We were really bored (and drunk...:3)
Haley-Yes...uhm, anyways! This little fic is between Roy and Ed
Aaron-We enjoy terrorizing them :D
Haley-Very much so. I play Ed, Hawkeye, and Havoc
Aaron-I play Roy, Brenda, and Falman
Haley-WE OWN NOTHING!
Aaron-Nothing! NADA.
Haley-Alright! Have fun reading!
Aaron-Not to many flamerz pwease...:3
Ed-What do you want General Basterd?
Roy-Sorry Ed, I couldn't hear what you said from way down there.
Ed-Come again? Your heads stuck too far up your ass for me to hear your annoying voice...
Roy-Would you like a step stool so i could hear you? Maybe a booster seat? A ladder...?
Ed-Did it hurt?
Roy-If you say that cheesy pick up line Ed i swear i'll-
Ed-I was gunna say when ever your head collided with a lamp, but i shoulda commented on your extreme Pedo-ness...
Roy-What? How am I a pedo?
Ed-You just tried to hit on me!
Roy-What? *growls* No i thought you were going to use one of those cheesy pick up lines on me.
Ed-Like what?
Roy-Like did it hurt?
Ed-*confussed* Did what hurt? My automails?
Roy-*sighs* No, when you fell from heaven.
Ed-SEE? You are SUCH a pedo!
Roy-WHAT? HOW?
Ed-You just used a PICK UP line on me!
Roy-I was trying to tell you what i thought you were going to say!
Ed-You were TRYING to HIT on me! HAWKEYEEE!
Roy-*slaps hand over Ed's mouth*
Hawkeye-Whats going on here?
Roy-Good afternoon Riza. You look stunning this evening.
Hawkeye-*looks at Ed, then back at Roy*
Ed-Mfffgffghff!
Hawkeye-*Sighs* Get back to work...BOTH of you.
Roy-But of course.
*hawkeye walks off*
Roy-Close call...
Ed-MMMFFFHGGFPH! *glares*
Roy-What did you say?
Ed-*bites Roy's hand*
Roy-OOOWWW! YOU LITTLE SHIT! You BIT me!
Ed-*wipes mouth* Yea, im not that thrilled about it either. Who knows where your hands have been...
Roy-*smirks* Oh, i think you know VERY WELL where my hands have been...
Ed-Oh? And where would that be?
Roy-Why-All over a certain blonde of course...*smirks*
Ed-Oh? Riza never informed me of this.
Roy-*shivers* no, NOT riza.
Ed-A cheap whore then?
Roy-Actually, i was reffering to a certain blonde in the room. *smirks*
Ed-*laughs* *looks around* Why, I dont see any blonde's!
Roy-Oh? Im looking at a rather lovely one right now...
Ed-Is that so?
Roy-yes, and it would appear that They have some sort of problem down stairs...
Ed-It doesnt look like a certain raven is doing much better then I am.
Roy-. . .
Ed-. . .
Roy-Lock the doors.
Ed-Already on it!
Hawkeye-*sighs* Can they be anymore obvious?
Havoc-Geh, There so loud! *Shivers*
Brenda-*Crying* Make Roy stop! He's hurting Ed!
Hawkeye-. . . Falman, please tell Heymans what there doing.
Falman-*slowly walks over* *whispers in ear*
Brenda-. . .MAKE THEM STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Hawkeye-*pulls out gun* *points at Brenda, Falman, and Havoc* Get back to work.
Havoc-*lights cigarette* Why cant my girlfriends do that? *crys*
Brenda-Maybe you need to date a guy...
Falman-Or maybe it's an Ed thing.
. . . .
All-*shivers*
"!
All-o_O;
Brenda-*Feetal position*
Falman-o.o
Hacoc-*cigarette falls out of mouth*
Hawkeye-Oh...my O/O
Haley-. . .
Aaron- :D
Haley-We so fail. -_- *Walks off*
Aaron-*sweat drops* Eeheh, Reveiw this pleash. We probally wont feel as stupid if ya do...
-Heart/Knight