This fanfiction is about how 8man deal with the encounter of Orimoto and how the other 2 girls deal with her. This probrably wont ship anyone because instead of making it into romantic fanfict, I prefer more on humor element in this story. (Will include other supporting characters and I am trying really hard to keep 8man in character) Warning: English is not my only language therefore there will be some broken English. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. Kindly PM me is there are any errors and reviews are appreciated. Enjoy your reading.

Chapter One : The beginning of disaster

Sigh… Another harem novel. I did a quick glance around the books on the racks in the book store under the ' Latest release session'. It's not like I am jealous about the handsome protagonist that can easily won over the ladies' hearts around him or something you know… Not a single bit of it.

You see, reality sucks. When you think you can win over a girl just by lending her your book to help her copies her school works that she forgotten to do, but in reality the girl doesn't really care about who you are. You think you did great and she said thanks to you, saying you are such a nice guy, I really like kind guy like you. In that instant, you feel like your heart is going to explode and filled with happiness again and then explode again. But the truth is she will forgotten on the next day what you did and look at you like you are a stranger. Source: Me.

And there is one of my classmate's friend's brother's friend who tried to confess to the girl who was being nice and always smile in front of him ( he thought ) but actually the girl is just too nice and cheerly to do that in front of everyone. Expectedly, the foolish him got shot down instantly. Heh, the intelligent creature like me will never fall for that trick! NEVER!

Luckily I have developed my ultra supernatural ability which can easily read between lines after some I-forgot-what-happened-in-the-past incident that I will not get my expectation too high whenever a girl talk to you. Well, part of it thanks to my little sly kouhai who further strengthen my power. MUAHAHAHA, now I am basically the god of monster of logic. Heh.

Here I am inside a bookstore, searching for some new novels since I nearly finish reading the books in my house, enjoying this peaceful, quiet moment, with the cold wind sneaks into the shop whenever the door was opened.

*ACHOOO*

This is why I hate winter. I quickly pull up my scarf and dig my head further into it to gather some warmth inside of it.

"Whatcha doing, Hikigaya." Said someone who I-believe-it's-a-girl voice and patted on my shoulder like she's going to split a bamboo crane into half.

Out of my own developed fight and flight reaction, I turn around slowly and put up my who-is-this-pain-in-the-butt face while saying " I don't know who is Hikigaya. I believe you met the wrong guy." And try to get away as soon as possible.

That's what I hope so. The instant I gaze upon her brownish short bob curly hairstyle with a pair of brown and energetic eyes, I can feel the chilly feeling from the top of my head to the bottom of my toe despite she's giving out a cheerful and warm aura.

" Orimoto? "

" Hahaha, that's so hilarious Hikigaya, how can I mistook your face as someone else, I mean your significant eyes and all… " Hey watch your tone woman, what do you mean by significant huh, I am proud of my mind reading eyes you know.

" Yeah… " That's it, with this deadly conversation-ending-word, I guess I will be out of this misery now. I BELIVE IN YOU YEAH!

" Heh, so what are you doing in this book store, Hikigaya? " Damn you woman, catch up already.

" Actually I was just about to leave, enjoy your day Orimoto." Sayonara troublemaker. Home here I come!

" Hilarious Hikigaya, you are still as funny as you are. Don't be such a jinx, let's go to the coffee shop next door and have a dinner together! I haven't been able to talk to you since the Valentine event you know? " Crap, how is this development growing so fast, I need help! Mayday, Mayday, requesting troop reinforcement. I repeat, requesting troop reinforcement.

" Onii-chan, are you done yet? You spent too long there you knowww?" Thank god Komachi, after this I will reward you with my Onii-chan hug at home for rescuing me, Komachi look at me and Orimoto back and forth with a pair of suspenseful eyes and then grinned.

" Yahallo, I am Hikigaya Komachi, nice to meet youuuu! " Wait, Imouto-chan, what are you doing?

" Yahallo, Komachi-chan, I am Orimoto Kaori, you can call me Kaori-chan~ hehe. " I don't like how this is going, I better end this now or never.

" Uh, you see Orimoto, I need to take my sister back home now before it's too late, I am worried for Komachi's safety, maybe next time." Good, that must scored me tons of Komachi points and get to push behind the invitation which will never have a next time again. I am proud of myself. Hachiman, good job!

" I guess it can't be help then…" Yes! mission accomplished.

" Ah, since we are already here, why don't we go back together? " I glared at Komachi but she glared me back with a threatening intention. I am sorry Imouto-chan, Onii-chan was just kidding you knowww? Juuust Kiddinggggg…

" Okay! " Orimoto agreed with a joyful expression.

Fine, as long as I can go back home as fast as possible and rest in my warm kotatsu, that will be alright.

They were talking a lot on the journey we heading back. At a certain point they both took out their cell phone and I dropped my pace to avoid Orimoto take my phone number, I don't want more trouble. I guess I was a bit too high of my self-esteem there, they didn't even turn their head back the whole time! Like I said, It's not like I was sad or anything you know?

We waved our farewell and returned back to our home after 10 minutes. I am so tired that I went straight to my room and lay down on my bed. I hope tomorrow at school will be less trouble as today. With that in mind, my eyes slowly closes and I went into my sweet dreams.

Or so I thought, unexpectedly, greater event is awaiting for my encounter. This is only the beginning.

This is my first fanfiction about Oregairu, leave a review if you are not satisfied with anything and I will try to improve it in my next chapter.