Disclaimer: I do not own Snape, nor the Grinch song.
You're
a Mean One, Mr. Snape
You're a mean one, Mr. Snape
You really smell like a skunk
You're as cuddly as an oily bird.
You're as charming as a lump
Mr. Snape.
You're a rotten piece of cotton
That's as boily as an eel.
You're a monster, Mr. Snape
Your hair is a greasy bowl.
Your brain's full of coils.
You've got holes in your soul.
Mr. Snape
I
wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Snape
You have zits on your nose.
You have all the fashion sence
of a blinded hippogriff
Mr. Snape
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the blind hippogriff
You're a foul one, Mr. Snape
You're a ugly, wugly baboon
Your heart is full of stinky laundry
Your soul is full of stunk.
Mr. Snape
The three words that best describe you,
are "Stinky, iky, gunk."
You make me want to puke, Mr. Snape
With a bad after taste to
You're a vial full of bile
and you're next to that disgusting stew
Mr. Snape
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
gunky gonick guu
Mr. Snape
You stink, Mr. Snape
With a cloud to shroud your head
You're a chunky piece of work
and you're as white as guu
Mr. Snape
You're a triple decker piece of shit sandwich
With a heart attack on the side.
A/N: Well how did you like it? PLEASE REVIEW!!! I'm sorry about the lines, there was nothing else that was working Please teach me if you want and I wanted the spacing more then I didn't want the lines. Also if there is someone that has already written this somewhere out there in this world, I'm sorry that I didn't read it, and I didn't know about it so I made my own. Please look at my other stories/songs that are online and be ready for the ones that are to come out soon!
-Shan