I just wanted to see if I could get some reviews out of this. I f I get enough I might continue the story. Tell me what you think. YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY It's not a self insert. WOOOOOOOOO I'm so proud.Daddy Dearest
Dear Ron,
Sorry but no I can't come over. Mum and Dad have been swamped at work and I have to baby-sit Elizabeth. I'm truly sorry I hope this letter finds you well.
With love,
Hermione
Ron read the letter over about three times.
"Well this is bloody great," he said out loud, "First Harry can't come over from the Dursley's." Well we could break him out again but Dumbledore does think that is the safest place for him. He sighed, "And now Hermione is busy. Bloody brilliant."
Ron heard another shriek of excitement from downstairs.
"And Bloody Angelina had to come visit. She only brings out the worst in Fred," he mused. He flopped down on his bed to think. It was 3 weeks until they started school and Ron was bored out of his mind. He had already degnomed the lawn 4 times, two of which he did not really need to. That was when the long unscrewed light bulb flicked on. If Hermione couldn't come to him then he would go to Hermione!
"Weasley you're a genius," He said as he sprang out of bed. He was reaching for the door knob when Fred, George, and Angelina burst through.
"Hello Ronnikins." Fred said with a look on his face that made Ron cringe, this was not good. "So, what makes you think your a genius?"
"None of your business," Ron said through gritted teeth. Angelina saw the parchment on his bed and seized it. As she read it a huge smile spread across her face.
"Angelina! Give me my bloody mail back." Ron said lunging at her. Fred and George grabbed him by the arms.
"Read it out loud Angie." One said.
"Who's it from?" The other asked.
"Here listen
Dear Ron,
Sorry but no... I can't come over." Angelina said, raising her voice an octave, finishing by batting her eyelashes.
"You asked her over?" Fred said in mock surprise.
"Mum and Dad have been swamped at work and I have to baby-sit Elizabeth. I'm truly sorry," she continued.
"Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh," The twins chorused. Ron was such a deep color of red they thought he might explode.
"I hope this letter finds you well.
Love from,
Hermione" She finished, a huge grin of defeat plastered on her face.
"Looooooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee," They all said at the same time.
"You might be older but you better be damn well far from here in about five seconds!" Ron bellowed.
"BOY'S STOP HARRASING YOUR BROTHER," Mrs. Weasley yelled from down stairs. The three smiled and quickly disapparated. Ron growled in frustration and ran down the stairs to his mother.
"Mum," He said out of breath.
"Yes that' s me," She answered casually.
"Hermione can't come over but I was wondering if I could go visit her. She's taking care of her baby sister and she sounds like she needs a break." Ron said.
Mrs. Weasley finished the dish that she was working on, set her wand down, and turned to face her son.
"Well I guess that's alright if it's alright with her parents." She said.
"Thanks Mum," He gave her a quick peck on the cheek and rushed back up to his room to right a letter to Hermione'Mione
Well I'm sorry to here that your busy with your little sister. Be thankful that you are the oldest. Angelina is over here and is just making the twins about ten times worse. I was wondering, my parents say it would be alright if I came over to your house. I don't mean to sound rude but you know to help you with your sister and stuff. (And to get away from this house.) Write back soon.
The one who is about to kill his older brothers and one's girlfriend,
RonHe sealed the letter and carefully approached pigs cage. The bird lay still until he touched a squeaky floorboard. The owl shot up and immediately started shooting itself at opposite sides of the cage.
"Pig you moron. Stop." He reached in and grabbed the bird forcefully. The bird let out a hoot and tried to cuddle Ron's finger. Ron looked disgusted at the bird. He quickly tied the letter to the bird's foot and brought it his eye level.
"Now look here." He said to the idiotic bird, "Get this to Hermione as soon as possible. No going after some female owl that is four times your size. Understand?" The bird nipped his nose. Ron went to the window and threw the bird out.
It was noon the next day when Pig returned.
Ron,
That's a great idea. How about Wednesday at noon? Write back.
As always,
Hermione.
Ron quickly stuffed the letter into the drawer of his bed side table and wrote a response as pig flew circle's around the room.Hermione,
Great. See you tomorrow.
Yours,
RonHe gave pig the letter and once again threw him out the window.
"Mum, I'm going to Hermione's tomorrow." Ron said.
"Tomorrow? That's a bit short notice." His mother said.
"Well that damn bird didn't get back until today," Ron said.
"Don't swear. Alright but you better start packing," Ron, once again, raced up the stairs. Except this time there was three smiling faces waiting for him. He rushed in without noticing them and shut the door.
"Colloportus... Silencio," said a female voice. He whipped around to see, yet again, Fred, George, and Angelina sitting on his bed.
"What the bloody hell are you three doing in here?" He said.
"We want you to know how you feel about Hermione." Said George.
"She's my best friend," He said.
"Denial," The three said at the same time.
"We know you like her," Said Angelina.
"Then why are you asking me?" As soon as he saw their smiles he knew he had said the wrong the thing.
"So you do fancy her?" Fred said.
"I didn't say that." Ron said turning red.
"Looks like we're going to have to use force. Fred, George you know what to do." Angelina said. Fred and George hopped up. Fred grabbed a hold of Ron while George striped him down to his briefs.
"This is so disgusting," said George while Angelina rolled all over the bed in fits of laughter. After he was done he stepped back and held out a hand," Scourgify," He did the same to the other hand. They forced Ron into a chair and bound his arms to the back. Angelina got up to stand in front of him.
"What are your feelings towards Hermione?" She asked.
"She's my best friend," Ron said desperately.
"Wrong answer," George said as he stuck an ice cube in his briefs. Ron sucked in a large amount of air.
"What are your feelings towards Hermione?" She repeated. He kept he mouth shut.
"Now now that won't do," Fred put two more ice cubes down his briefs. Ron stood up, but still being attached to the chair he was hunched over. He tried to shake the ice out of his briefs.
"The one damn day I don't have any clean boxers. Why are you doing this to me?" Ron yelled.
"Because Hermione is like a sister to us," Fred said.
"And we don't like it when some stupid prat won't admit that he fancies her when he obviously does." George finished.
"What are your feelings towards Hermione?" Angelina asked more sternly.
"I like her. Happy!" He yelled
"More than a friend?" George asked. Ron hesitated, Fred grabbed a handful of ice out of the bucket.
"Yes more than a friend," Ron whimpered.
"And your going to tell her right?" Angelina asked.
"No why would I do something that stup- AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH," Ron yelled. Fred had deposited his handful of ice into Ron's briefs," ALRIGHT I'LL TELL HER, I'LL TELL HER!" Ron said.
"Thank you for being such a good sport little bro," Said George as they disapparated. The ropes, chair and bucket of ice disappeared with them. Unfortunately not the ice in his briefs. He quickly took them off and started shaking the ice out of them. At that time the door popped open to reveal Bill walking by to the bathroom. He looked at Ron in all his naked glory, rolled his eyes, shook his head, and carried on.
Ron slipped the now empty briefs back on and called down the hallway to his older brother, "Your just jealous,"
"Of what?" He heard his brother call back. He huffed and slammed the door. He quickly packed his bags and dove into his bed to hide until tomorrow.
What do you think hhhmmmmm. Bill and George are so lucky in this chapter. MMMMMMMMMMM I am so jealous of them. Don't know if I'll continue but I will if I get enough reviews. Well REVIEW PLEASE. Thank you Acid Green Quil for being my Beta reader.