PLG: Welcome to A Fox of Two Worlds, a Naruto and Kim Possible Crossover!
Gaia: You really have a plot bunny problem! Seriously! How many drafts have you made so far that you haven't posted? And you still have a huge mob outside your house because of your newest fic, The Guardian Angel of Konoha! *looks outside house and sees mob* …is it me or has the mob gotten bigger…?
PLG: …Don't make me call the KP AND Naruto cast on ya.
Gaia: *shivers* No. I'm fine. *turns to audience* PLG doesn't own Naruto nor Kim Possible.
PLG: Now that that's over…ROLL THE FILM!
A Fox of Two Worlds
Chapter 1 The New Guy, Crush, and A New Wildcard Part 1
Ron Stoppable was digging and flinging out stuff from his locker trying to find his naked mole rat, Rufus.
"Rufus, Rufus!" he called as he flung random things from his locker like a rotten banana, forgotten homework, and old library books he never bothered to return.
Kim Possible noticed her best friend and greeted him, "Hey Ron-"
"Shh!" he immediately interrupted her and was holding a…kunai? "Rufus has gone missing!"
The red head raised an eyebrow as she noticed the kunai he was holding. "Is that a kunai?"
The blonde rubbed his head sheepishly. "Uh…yeah…a gift from my cousin," then he went back to flinging random stuff in search for his pet.
Kim just stared awkwardly at the kunai before putting it back into Ron's locker. "Maybe he's just hibernating."
He got his head out of the locker and looked at her. "Not likely Kim," he looked worried, "Today's the day my cousin is the first day at this school! He would be devastated if he missed his epic entrance!"
Kim stared at him. "Wait, you have a cousin who's going to be a new student of this school? Why didn't you tell me?"
He went back to looking into his locker. "Don't blame me! I only knew when he called me yesterday. It's expensive to international call with only his allowance in Japan!"
"You have a cousin in Japan?"
"He just moved yesterday. He looks American but his accent gives away that he lived mostly in Japan," suddenly all his stuff from the locker fell out of there, "Rufus!"
Suddenly he ticklish and there was movement all around his shirt and he was laughing hard. The movement stopped and he got something from his pocket and opened his palm. "Rufus!" he grinned.
"Uh, Ron," she said, "maybe you should get a normal pet."
He gave a confused look. "Like what?"
"Something not naked!" Rufus' response was to blow a raspberry at the famous teenage superhero.
He made a good guy pose. "Never be normal! That's the Ron Stoppable motto!" he declared then noticed Kim's attention was somewhere else and waved a hand in front of her face but no effect. He looked at the direction she was staring at but then got a look on his face. "Oh, Josh Mankey. He has nothing on me or my cousin!"
"Nuuh! Mankey!" Rufus said in disgust as saw said guy looking at the Friday Dance poster he just put up.
Suddenly the doors slammed open and everyone's attention was focused on the person who slammed open the doors.
He had golden blonde hair, perfectly tanned skin, beautiful cerulean blue eyes, and three whisker marks on each cheek. He wore a black t-shirt, a black and dark orange jacket, dark orange pants, black Japanese ninja styled sandals, a red cloak with black flame designs at the bottom, and a blue green pendant hanging from his neck.
He wore a foxy smirk that made girls blush where ever he looked. He walked down the hall…towards Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable.
Everyone began whispering.
"Oh my god."
"He's so hot!"
"Isn't that Naruto Uzumaki?"
"The Naruto Uzumaki? The number one sports jock in all of Japan and the most cunning in his school that he was nicknamed The Fox? That Naruto Uzumaki?"
"Of course you idiot! There's only one Naruto Uzumaki in all of Japan!"
Naruto stopped directly in front of Ron. His eyes narrowed and everyone's attention was on the two blondes. "Ron."
His fellow blonde also narrowed his eyes at him. "Naruto."
The tension rose and the temperature dropped drastically as the two blondes stared at each other, with everyone anxious to know what's going to happen.
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The two stared at each other for a moment before bursting out laughing.
"Hahahaha! Nice entrance, cousin!" Ron laughed and Rufus agreed with him.
"Yeah, cuz! Classic slam the doors open and bask in awesomeness entrance!" Naruto agreed with his newly revealed cousin.
Everyone's jaws dropped to the ground. Kim Possible's loser sidekick's cousin is the famous Naruto Uzumaki!?
Naruto and Ron acted like they didn't notice everyone's reactions. "So how are your katas going? I hope you worked hard on those, it took a lot for me to get those," the whiskered blonde asked.
"Not so good but good enough. Only my…other side can do it, uh, perfectly," Ron then gave an accusing stare at his cousin, "You shouldn't mess with ancient rituals like that. Especially when I'm the one you're using them on."
Naruto put his hands in front of him in a placating manner. "Maa, maa, I'm sorry. I didn't know that would happen during that ritual. But you gotta admit that it would be useful in a pickle."
Ron nodded, accepting the apology before finally noticing everyone staring at them. "Wow, I didn't know they would be this shocked that you're my cousin," Ron said sheepishly.
Bonnie Rockwaller was the first one to snap out of the shock. "Of course we'd be shocked! I mean, seriously, you being the cousin of a legendary sports jock of Japan? That's unbelievable!"
Kim also managed to snap out of her shock and studied them both. "Well…they do look a bit alike."
Everyone observed more closely and realized they had the exactly the same hair color and eye shape.
"Naaah," Naruto suddenly said, "We look even more alike if he just takes off the-"
Ron slapped a hand over his mouth and slightly glared at his cousin. "Naruto! Now they would want me to remove them so they can see!"
Naruto just removed the hand and slapped his back playfully and gave him an encouraging grin. "Aw, c'mon! Just humor them!" he said in a jovial tone.
Ron was hesitant with everyone intently staring at him, which was strange, Kim thought, he never used to be bothered about how people thought of him.
Luckily for Ron, the bell rang so everyone had to go to their classes.
At lunch, everyone seemed to forgotten the incident…except one Kim Possible.
"Why didn't you say your cousin was Naruto Uzumaki before?" she asked as she and Ron were walking down the hall with Naruto.
"Uh…" was all he said as he struggled to find an answer.
"Oh, Ron and I met years ago when we were about eleven," Naruto answered for his cousin, "Back then I wasn't really famous then but I was still called The Fox. My parents visited Ron's parents and that's how we met. Then I got famous and Ron didn't want attention just because I was his cousin. I couldn't visit him that much since we were short on cash but I still visited."
Suddenly Naruto felt something vibrate in his pocket and he got his cellphone and answered it. "Hello? …yes, I'll be there…of course I'll get it done…okay, see you in a few minutes…yeah but I know how to get there fast. Don't doubt me…okay, bye." The whiskered blonde closed his phone, put it back and turned to them. "Sorry, need to go now. It's…a home emergency."
The two nodded and Naruto sped out of their sight so fast that air whooshed around them.
"Wow…I didn't know he was that fast," Kim stated.
"Of course he is," Ron responded, "He's the number one sports jock in all of Japan, remember?"
Suddenly the Kimmunicator rung and she answered it and Wade was on the screen.
"Wade?"
"Meet me at your locker." And Kim went to her locker (which was coincidentally nearby) and opened it to see her computer with Wade on the screen and something being printed using her printer.
"You cannot believe how many hits we're getting on the website," Wade said, "Everyone wants your help!"
Ron looked at the paper and got a disgusted look on his face. "Someone needs to feed her cats…for a week."
"Bleh!" Kim shivered in disgust, "Seven days, eight cats!"
"And one litter box!" Ron added then looked at Kim, "I know your website says you can do anything but when you get stuff like this, you have to draw the line!" then he noticed something on the paper, "Long distance? Oh, Tokyo! Naruto's hometown!"
"That one's an emergency," Wade pointed out, "Let me screen the security footage." And he typed something and the video was uploaded.
The screen was blurry for a bit before the scene was clear enough to see two helicopters and a building before something suddenly swooped in and smashed the camera.
"Woah, rewind and freeze, Wade," Kim said and he did what she asked.
The video rewinded for a bit before it froze and a blue skinned man in a blue outfit was shown on the screen.
"Dr. Drakken."
"Our arch enemy!" Ron said before getting a sheepish look on his face, "Actually your arch enemy. You know, I don't even think he knows my name!"
Kim slammed the locker closed. "C'mon Ron, let's jet!"
"Oh yeah! Going to Tokyo on a school night!" then he realized something, "How're we gonna get there?"
"I'll phone a friend!"
Later on a private jet…
"Oh…sweet ride!" Ron said and he was now wearing sunglasses as was Rufus.
"Thanks for the lift Britina," Kim thanked the blonde star.
"Kim, duh!" the blonde girl said, "It's the least I could do after you saved my Chicago show!"
"Oh, the backstage fire was no big," the freelance heroine said humbly.
"For you maybe," Britina said and she dropped the magazine she was holding, "It must be so awesome to not be afraid of anything!"
"Fearless, I am not."
Ron gave her a disbelieving look as he lowered the sunglasses enough that you could see his eyes. "Oh c'mon, I've seen you wrestle a shark with your bare hands!"
"Yeah," Britina agreed, "What could scare you?"
"There is something," she looked down to the floor, "His name is Josh Mankey."
"Ooh! Crush story," Britina stated.
"I just feel so ridiculous around him," the redhead said.
"Go for it," the blonde girl encouraged, "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
"So Britina," Ron said, "As a superstar I bet you miss out on things like school dances, you know, with normal average guys."
"True."
"Friday dance. You. Me. Average guy."
"No," Britina instantly said.
Ron frowned at her declination of his invitation before he smiled a bit sheepishly at his partner. "See, is that so hard?"
"Only to watch."
Later at the factory in Tokyo…
"Oh thank you for coming Kim Possible," thanked the pretty girl beside Mr. Nakasumi and Ron 'spiffed himself up', "I am the translator for Nakasumi-san."
Ron approached the girl…actually I'm just going to skip this since this incident was too funny for me to write.
"So what's the sitch?" Kim asked.
"They have taken over our entire factory," the translator explained, "The workers are trapped inside!"
"How many?"
"Two."
"Hundred?" Ron asked.
"No just two," she pointed to the building, "This is the most automated factory in the world."
Soon Team Possible was sneaking at the side of the building and Kim used her grappling gun to pull her up to the top of the building.
"Wait up!" Ron yelled and he fired his grappling gun…for it to only take his pants, "Aaah!" the blonde exclaimed in embarrassment and surprise as he covered his boxer shorts.
"Ron! Stop playing around!" Kim scolded.
"Okay I'm going," he said as he gripped the grappling gun as he almost instantly got over his embarrassment and fired the grappling gun again…for it to take his top, "Aw, are you kidding me?!"
She slightly glared at her sidekick. "Very funny."
He just grinned as he pointed his grappling hook again. "Third time's the charm!"
Finally, they were on top of the building. And they observed as Dr. Drakken paced around.
"What's Dr. Drakken in a videogame factory…?"
"Duh," Ron answered, "Do you know what this factory makes?"
Kim answered back with a sarcastic answer, "Video games?"
"The Z Boy! *Sorry if this is wrong, please tell me if this is incorrect," Ron answered, not deterred by the obvious sarcasm, "It's the fastest graphic system EVER!"
"So…VIDEO GAMES."
"It's not even coming out back home until Christmas! It's the must have gift of the holiday season!" then Ron gasped and his happy expression changed to a grim look of realization, "Drakken's gonna steal Christmas!"
"Ron," Kim said, a bit annoyed, "I know my arch foe. Drakken wants to take over the world."
"He wants to steal Christmas!" the blonde insisted.
"Take over the world!"
"Steal Christamas!" Ron still insisted as they climbed down the ladder from the ceiling.
"Take over the world…" Kim responded.
"Steal Christmas!"
"Take over the world," Kim whispered as they hid behind a stack of boxes.
"Steal Christmas."
"Shh!" the redhead shushed him. "Fine, whatever," and she took out her compact mirror.
"Kim," Ron said, "Drakken's in the house. Is this REALLY the time for make up?"
"I see the hostages," she said as two people who were tied up were reflected in the mirror then she gasped, "oh no."
"What?"
"Nothing, I thought I saw a zit," she put back the mirror in her pocket, "False alarm," then she gave the Kimmunicator to her sidekick, "I free the hostages; you take this."
Ron nodded. "Jack it into the video," she said.
"You mean I'm-"
"The distraction," she finished for him and he pouted.
"Hmph. Always the distraction…"
As the conveyer belt moved and the robotic arms put the microchips into the machines several screens above the belt showed a cartoon character that always said "Konichiwa" every time a microchip was put in…and that's kinda annoying when you have to stay there.
"Cartoons make my eyes itch!" Drakken said, very irritable and he faced the only two employees that he captured, "Can't you switch that thing off?"
They just shook their heads.
"Argh!" the mad scientist said, frustrated and faced a strange guy, "Can't you do anything about it?"
The guy was tall and was very peculiar. He had seemingly untamable spiky golden blonde hair that was about chin level, was tanned, and had blood red eyes with slit pupils that made him them look demonic. He wore a black jacket, gray pants, a long orange cloak with black flame designs, black ninja styled sandals, wore a yellow fox mask with three blood red slash-like marks on the sides which made them look like whiskers and seemed to wear a black cloth as a headband behind the mask. But the strange thing was, he had golden yellow fox ears and nine giant golden yellow fox tails which the tips where midnight black and he was carrying a katana that was kitsune demon themed.
He just waved the question off. "Sorry, I may be a fox demon and a mercenary but I know nothing about tech stuff and you said you don't want this equipment damaged and I can't turn that off, no matter how annoying it is. Plus you hired me for battle circumstances, not common annoying problems like this," he took a kunai from seemingly out of nowhere and started inspecting it, "By the way, your still paying me this even though there's no battle during the job."
Drakken just sighed and rubbed his temples. "Fine," he relented, giving up on trying to shut down that annoying monstrosity and he noticed one of his lackeys having a hard time removing a bolt and kicked him in the ass, "Put some greasy elbow into it!"
"Dr. Drakken," a very pale woman who was dressed in a green and black themed outfit.
Said doctor jumped in surprised and caused the woman to yelp also in surprise. "Shego!" he said, revealing the woman's name, "Never sneak up on me like that!"
"Ah, I wasn't sneaking," she defended.
"Ninjas make more noise than you, Shego, quit it!" he said but then his attention was moved to the man in the cloak who coughed and his eyes showed annoyance, "Sorry, it was an expression. No offense."
The kitsune demon just nodded, accepting the apology and went back to surveying the area.
"Wazup!?" Ron's voice suddenly was everywhere thanks to the speakers and the kitsune demon didn't look surprised but annoyed.
Rufus appeared on the screen and a hand was controlling him. "Naked mole rat TV is on the air!"
"That voice…" Drakken started, trying to remember.
"It's Kim Possible's dopey sidekick!" Shego said to him and the demon just "tch"ed.
"I can never remember his name," the blue skinned villain defended.
"It's Ron Stoppable here, totally live, broadcasting from…wouldn't you want to know?" while Ron distracted them, Kim managed to free the hostages.
Drakken noticed a cable that led to something glowing and he directed the mercenary to the light who sighed but did what he was asked and disappeared in a flash.
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Ron and Rufus were doing silly things to distract but he was suddenly interrupted when a katana smashed the camera and he jumped back on instinct.
"Shows over," the man said and Ron looked surprised.
"A kistune demon? I thought Naruto said they never come out in the open anymore," Ron said aloud.
The kitsune just chuckled. "Oh, you're not just facing any old kitsune, I'm the king of them," then he went into a stance and made a provoking sign, "I know about your training, kit. I've been waiting for a worthy opponent."
Said sidekick looked surprised but got over it quickly and put on a rare serious face. "I guess I need it now," he right hand was in a position that looked like he was about to unsheathe an invisible sword. When he did do the motion of unsheathing, a blinding flash consumed the immediate area.
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Kim noticed the flash and heard the clashing of metal. "Ron!"
Shego pointed to her. "Kim Possible!"
"Ah…I remember," Drakken said and pointed at her in a dramatic pose, "So, Kim Possible, you think to thwart my plan?"
Shego facepalmed. "Don't stop to tell her the plan…!"
"Gr…th…I'LL handle this, Shego!"
"Right…" Shego said, obviously not convinced, "All I know every time you stop to blab about your 'big' plan, she wins!"
"Oh, right," then he clicked a button and drills with cables attached to them went down from the ceiling, digging into the base of the conveyer belt and the henchmen hooked the platform.
"Let's go!" Shego commanded and the factory was lifted up in the air by the helicopter and she and Dr. Drakken went unto the platform. The sound of clashing metal stopped and suddenly the kitsune demon was there in a swirl of leaves and Dr. Drakken laughed evilly as he made his escape and Kim can only watch as they got away.
She suddenly remembered about Ron and rushed to the area where the sound of clashing metal came from and saw another flash and saw Ron panting on the ground and his clothes were shredded and his body was covered in cuts.
"Ron!" she exclaimed in worry and began treating him with the emergency kit in her pocket (don't know how it fit in there).
"So…where's our helicopter…?" he asked while he was being treated.
"We don't have one! How could you think of that while you're injured?" she practically shouted at him as she treated him, "What were you thinking?! That man looked like a demon."
"…he was," Ron said, surprising the heroine, "He was the king of kitsune demons from Naruto's stories…they aren't supposed to be out in the open…much less the king of them…"
He reminisced what happened during the fight.
Flashback…
The sound of metal clashing metal rang throughout the area as they fought it out. Ron was having trouble against the demon.
"Look, kit," the king of kitsunes suddenly said, "I don't want to hurt you so just give up."
Ron just pushed back with more strength than before. "If you don't want to hurt me then why are you doing this?"
"You will never understand," he said and managed to cut a bit of his clothing but when he went for another cut Ron blocked it, "I have to do this."
"Why? What for?!" Ron clashed with him again, "What would the king of all kitsune need to work for a villain as a mercenary?!"
"Money, kit," he said and dodged an attack from the sidekick, "There are reasons why I need the money but I won't tell you, but I can tell you that I need it badly. I'm an international thief; a mercenary; an assassin."
"That can't be true!" Ron exclaimed, his rare defiant side showed, and he clashed again with him. "Why are you really doing this!?"
The kitsune sighed and sidestepped and managed to cut his skin again but went back clashing with the high school student. "I already told you, kit," he dodged another swift attack, "You're definitely a worthy opponent, kit, I can tell you that. Why don't you show your other side?"
Ron shook his head immediately and rare anger showed in his eyes, like the question was taboo, "Never!" he defiantly said.
"Oh well…" the blonde demon said in a disappointed tone and whispered something but the words were so powerful that it was loud as a shout, "Kitsune Kenjutsu Art: Dance of the Crescent Moon!"
Suddenly there were four of the kitsune demon and they charged simultaneously and aimed at the blonde sidekick's blind spots, jumping in an orbital pattern, the elegance of the deadly dance is reminiscent to the shape of the crescent moon. Ron was too shocked and awed to defend himself and he received hundreds of mildly deep cuts.
Ron collapsed on the floor, panting harshly from his wounds and the aftereffect of the adrenaline leaving him and the other kitsune demons poofed out of existence leaving the original.
Both of them heard the ceiling breaking and Shego's command.
The demon turned to leave but Ron stopped him. "W-wait…! W-what is your name…?" he asked weakly as he struggled to stand up.
"…People call me many names…but you may call me…Kyuubi…Kyuubi no Kitsune…" he said mysteriously and he disappeared in a swirl of leaves, leaving Ron alone.
Ron lost his energy and stopped struggling to stand up and just lied down on the floor. Questions were floating in his mind but no answers. But he knew one thing: he had to get stronger. Not only for him, it was for all his friends, his precious people, and he has to save the king of kitsunes from the dark path he was going down.
End Flashback
Kim just shook her head after treating his wounds and slung his arm around her to help support him. "Let's get you a hospital."
Ron just gave her a weak goofy and sheepish grin. "Whatever you say, KP."
The redhead shook her head and the edge of her mouth twitched into smile at his antics.
Unknown to them a figure was watching them from the shadows and a tear slid down the figure's face before it left in a swirl of leaves.
PLG: Wow…I can't believe I managed to do this chapter during the days of graduation practice.
Gaia: Aren't you supposed to be working on The Guardian Angel of Konoha?
PLG: OH GREAT! I FORGOT! *runs out of the room*
Gaia: *sighs and faces audience* We hope you liked it. Please review, favorite, follow and flames will be printed out and shredded so much they would be only individual atoms by the time we're done.