Let's get this straight…I don't own Naruto, the great Masashi Kishimoto does. I just want to make a fanfic about it. Please excuse me if I mix up stuff, I did this without the Graphic Novels. Remember, I added my own parts to it, so don't go ranting about how it is different from the graphic novels. Lights… Camera… Action!

"Honorable Hokage, that damned Naruto is putting graffiti on the walls again! And on the sculpture of the bravest Hokage in history!"

"Again? Grumble…well, I'll come and see what's the matter."

"All right, honorable Hokage, I'll see you there."

"Ha Ha!" I said. "You don't have the guts to do something as wrong as this!"

"Naruto, get down from there!"

"Damn! It's my teacher, Master Iruka! I'm so screwed!"

"Naruto, get down from there!" Iruka scolded.

"…Grmbl grmbl… okay, Master Iruka, I'm coming."

After I was done cleaning up, Master Iruka treated me to a bowl of ramen."
The End."

"…And that's what happened." Naruto said.

In the first row of desks, all the way on the left, sat the class heartthrob, Uchiha Sasuke.

Naruto's such a dunce. I thought. He's disrespecting all ninja. I sort of hated Naruto, but I hated someone else a lot more. I have one goal in life… to kill my older brother. I felt such hatred towards him I could not stand to look at him. He was the reason my family was killed… he had betrayed us all. Back to the story.

At the qualifying exams, first we had to transform into a form that looked like master Iruka. Of course, I breezed through it. When Naruto's turn came, prankster that he was, he transformed into a hideous figure (I'm sure you know what it is-Author). I'm sure I could have done a lot better (. …Not that I want to anyways…). Well, the first exam concluded, we had to do one more exam to qualify (And get those spiffy headbands). The next exam was doppelgangers.

Once again, I aced the exam.

On the graduation party the next day, I saw Naruto alone on a swing. Guess he didn't pass the exam. He looked so sad; you could almost feel sorry for him. Almost. Well, I got one of those ever-spiffy headbands. And I got to become a ninja.

Seeing as Naruto hated me, he started punching me every day. It was SO annoying. So I staged a fight at 3:00.

"So, you're here, Naruto."

"Sure thing! I wouldn't miss this for the world!"

"So, are you ready?" I said.

"Yeah!" Naruto excitedly said.

"What happened to Naruto?" Iruka asked.

"Oh, I think he's sleeping." I said.

Turns out that I'm in a team with Naruto. "Shit!" I exclaimed silently.

"Hi, Sasuke," a girl with pink hair said.

"What, Sakura?"

She was looking at me with fluttering eyes… I think she likes me. Well, no surprise. Every girl thinks I'm cute. I wish I could shoot them. I hate all the attention.

It was lunchtime, and I didn't bring anything to eat. So I strolled around the town of Konohagakure. Seems Naruto didn't bring anything either. Well, he whispered, "Psst! Hey, Sasuke, come here!" When I came there (I'm so gullible sometimes) he tied me up with ropes. He quickly transformed into a figure that looked somewhat like me and dashed off.

Turns out the ropes weren't too tight, and I was able to wriggle free.

" Damn!" I said. We found out that we had one more exam. We had to meet our instructor later today. I saw Naruto with his mouth open, gaping. He looked pretty funny, like this: O. Ha ha.

We were the last team to meet our instructor. They were all Chunin, or elite ninja. What's taking them so long? I wondered. Naruto got this stupid idea to put an eraser on the top of the door so it would hit the instructor. Like our instructor's that dumb. Piff! The eraser hit someone, who turned out to be our instructor. He told us that he hated us. Well, I'll show him. I'll kick his ass!

The day of the final (Finally!) exam came. The objective was to get the bells from Kakashi, our instructor and Chunin. "Ready…. Steady…" Bam! Naruto charged at Kakashi, screaming like a runaway old lady on a wheelchair. Showing amazing ninja skills, Kakashi held him in a wriggle-free deathgrip. "I didn't say GO yet, got that?" Kakashi exclaimed. But he appreciated the fact that we were starting to really treat him as a dangerous enemy." Go!" Kakashi shouted. We all raced at him. "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, ninja are supposed to attack stealthily, not charge a head-on attack." So we started over.

"Ready… steady… GO! Uh, I mean, HIDE! READY STEADY HIDE! …Yeah that's it." We all stared at him blankly, not that he could see us; we were hiding pretty well. Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Kakashi sarcastically exclaimed.

"I'll Show You!"

Naruto screamed at him, Kunai at the ready.

"What…A…Stupid…Asshole…" Kakashi muttered. He made the sign of the tiger with his hands. "Thousand Years of Death!" Kakashi yelled. Naruto went flying backwards. "AGGH!" He exclaimed. They're both Idiots, I thought. "Damn!" I didn't want to give away my position, so I hid

"Aggh!" Naruto exclaimed, as he was caught in a trap while trying to get one of the bells.

"Stupid Naruto," Kakashi said.

"Now's my chance!" I exclaimed. I threw a bunch of Kunai at him. "Whoa! Whoa! Over-er-kill!" Sakura protested.

"Huh? Where'd you come from!" I said.

"Oh, I thought you were dying!" Sakura bawled.

"O…kay…" I said. I didn't know what she was talking about.

"So there he is."

"Damn!" I hid. Didn't want to give away my position.

I charged at Kakashi and managed to touch one of the bells.

"Not good enough." Kakashi said.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Sasuke is an ass-hole!" Naruto said.

"Shut up…" I said.

"Ding!"

"Time's up!" Kakashi said. "Let's see how'ya did."